Dave Attell Quotes
You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
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There is always pressure in football.
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It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers.
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I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing.
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Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When I was a kid, I used to have to take the garbage out at night on Wednesdays. I lived out in the country. I'd take the garbage out, and I used to pretend that I was the only person in the whole world, except for one other person, and he was looking for me.
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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
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As a teenager, I wanted to look like the early '90s curvy supermodels. Even in my early 20s, I always said as soon as I retired from cycling, I'd get a boob job.
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I hope Greece is going to remain in the Euro zone.
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Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
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A lot happens in 20 years.
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I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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I grew up in a joint family of 60 people with one kitchen. So I am a firm believer in the family concept.
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It's always an honour doing anything for your country.
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One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we've developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.
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Yes, women should be free to cover their faces when walking down the street. But in our schools, hospitals, airports, banks and civil institutions, it is not unreasonable - nor contrary to the teachings of Islam - to expect women to show the one thing that allows the rest of us to identify them... namely, their face.
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Time, you old gypsy man, will you not stay, put up your caravan just for one day?
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When thinking about companions gone, we feel ourselves doubly alone.
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We know what's in our Cheerios and in our retirement accounts because the law requires disclosure.
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You have to make mistakes to get better. I used to make a mistake, and I kind of get down on myself. And now I make a mistake, and I go, 'Okay, did you learn from this? Did you stick to the facts, and did you stick with the logic? Did you have the analytics?'
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I'm very much an observer and a conduit of thoughts and ideas.
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The important thing is not to be too comfortable when you're writing. Noise in the street? That's good. The computer goes down? That's good. All these things are good. It has to be a little bit of a struggle.
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It is now possible to target adverts to the right person at the right time in the right place. But that is not enough.
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How does a queen bee behave? However she wants to. But please don't wait for someone to hold the door open for you when your own arms work perfectly fine - do it yourself.
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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
