Dave Attell Quotes
You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

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There is always pressure in football.
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It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers.
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I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing.
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Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When I was a kid, I used to have to take the garbage out at night on Wednesdays. I lived out in the country. I'd take the garbage out, and I used to pretend that I was the only person in the whole world, except for one other person, and he was looking for me.
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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
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As a teenager, I wanted to look like the early '90s curvy supermodels. Even in my early 20s, I always said as soon as I retired from cycling, I'd get a boob job.
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I hope Greece is going to remain in the Euro zone.
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Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
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A lot happens in 20 years.
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I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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I grew up in a joint family of 60 people with one kitchen. So I am a firm believer in the family concept.
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It's always an honour doing anything for your country.
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One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we've developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.
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Yes, women should be free to cover their faces when walking down the street. But in our schools, hospitals, airports, banks and civil institutions, it is not unreasonable - nor contrary to the teachings of Islam - to expect women to show the one thing that allows the rest of us to identify them... namely, their face.
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Time, you old gypsy man, will you not stay, put up your caravan just for one day?
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When thinking about companions gone, we feel ourselves doubly alone.
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We know what's in our Cheerios and in our retirement accounts because the law requires disclosure.
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you will I trust find heaviness may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning.
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I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.
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We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
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I just don't see myself as retiring. As long as I'm healthy and can play the drums, that's what I'm going to do because that's the most fun thing that I know how to do.
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I love doing horror with comedy twists and I think it's a really fun genre.
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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.