Dave Attell Quotes
You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
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There is always pressure in football.
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It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers.
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I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing.
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Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When I was a kid, I used to have to take the garbage out at night on Wednesdays. I lived out in the country. I'd take the garbage out, and I used to pretend that I was the only person in the whole world, except for one other person, and he was looking for me.
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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
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As a teenager, I wanted to look like the early '90s curvy supermodels. Even in my early 20s, I always said as soon as I retired from cycling, I'd get a boob job.
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I hope Greece is going to remain in the Euro zone.
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A lot happens in 20 years.
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I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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I grew up in a joint family of 60 people with one kitchen. So I am a firm believer in the family concept.
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It's always an honour doing anything for your country.
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One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we've developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.
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Yes, women should be free to cover their faces when walking down the street. But in our schools, hospitals, airports, banks and civil institutions, it is not unreasonable - nor contrary to the teachings of Islam - to expect women to show the one thing that allows the rest of us to identify them... namely, their face.
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Time, you old gypsy man, will you not stay, put up your caravan just for one day?
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When thinking about companions gone, we feel ourselves doubly alone.
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We know what's in our Cheerios and in our retirement accounts because the law requires disclosure.
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Pop songs are not as graceful as they used to be. Performers today haven't gone through the regimen of learning how to write. And of course, everyone wants to own copyrights.
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My heart was a habitation large enough for many guests, but lonely and chill, and without a household fire. I longed to kindle one! It seemed not so wild a dream.
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A few guys will get up there with turntables as purists, to play vinyl or whatever.
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Sometimes I read a biography of some tempestuous artist and find myself longing for fireworks! booze! bloody fights!; I do think that life must be so much more thrilling when you're actively miserable.
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My central focus is what are we doing to protect the American people and the American homeland? Afghanistan and Pakistan are critical elements in that process.
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It's not just what you do on the pitch, it's what you do off the pitch.
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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
