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I don't watch reality TV.
Dave Attell -
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.
Dave Attell
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell -
Being on the road is kind of lonely.
Dave Attell -
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
Dave Attell -
I'm not like a performer type.
Dave Attell -
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
Dave Attell -
I never wanted to be famous.
Dave Attell
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.
Dave Attell -
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
Dave Attell