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My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.
Dave Attell -
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.
Dave Attell
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Being on the road is kind of lonely.
Dave Attell -
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell -
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
Dave Attell -
I'm not like a performer type.
Dave Attell -
I never wanted to be famous.
Dave Attell -
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
Dave Attell
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.
Dave Attell -
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
Dave Attell