Dave Barry Quotes
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
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Mostly people are ignorant, what is the language of painting. You know, they're ignorant. It is so difficult to make them aware, but time will teach them.
M. F. Husain
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I am sure that the Ukrainian nation deserves a better life. That is why I have voted for good changes and for stability.
Viktor Yanukovych
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Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content.
T. J. Miller
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Forget mung beans' reputation as healthy yet bland - used right, they soak up loads of flavour.
Yotam Ottolenghi
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My neighborhood didn't really encourage women, though it didn't prevent women from progressing, either.
Ada Yonath
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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
Larry Wall
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Responsible statesmen have only one choice - to do everything possible to prevent a nuclear catastrophe. Any other position is short-sighted; more so, it is suicidal.
Yuri Andropov
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I was so ashamed of who I was.
Lady Gaga
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It's taken me time to find my feet in L.A.
Caitlin Stasey
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Still falls the rain - dark as the world of man, black as our loss - blind as the nineteen hundred and forty nails upon the Cross.
Edith Sitwell
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A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.
Carl Jung
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99.5 percent of the people that walk around and say they are a social media expert or guru are clowns. We are going to live through a devastating social media bubble.
Gary Vaynerchuk
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Alleviation of suffering is my fundamental principle.
Yusuf Hamied
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I have a feeling when I'm 80 years old I'm going to get a phone call: There's going to be another Rocky.
Talia Shire
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I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience. I reveal myself. That's the show now.
Eddie Murphy
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I learned a long time ago that fame and money is not a ticket to happiness.
M. Ward
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Hollywood has its own way of telling stories. I was just telling stories that I was familiar with. And it's what I want to do in the future: I want to take my audio cinema and put it on the screen.
Ice T
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I lived the first five years of my life on a farm in Union City, Michigan, with my mom and grandparents. It was the most magical time of my life.
Patricia Polacco
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Good but rarely came from good advice.
Lord Byron
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Stand before the people you fear and speak your mind - even if your voice shakes.
Maggie Kuhn
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For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.
Charlaine Harris
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History deals mainly with captains and kings, gods and prophets, exploiters and despoilers, not with useful men.
H. L. Mencken
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry