Dave Barry Quotes
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
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I loved London. In the 1970s... it was very exciting, really wild.
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We pay taxes, and we help the city coffers.
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By no means do I want to try to leave country music. That's absolutely where I want to stay.
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The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
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When it comes to working out, I really don't like the gym. I go because I have to, but I'm usually not happy about it. I do what my trainer and coaches tell me to do, but I'm always anxious to get outside.
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The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat.
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I do believe that reading can help you understand what you're writing and see what others are doing. But sometimes the desire for more information can act as an inhibitor.
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I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.
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There is no person that love cannot heal; there is no soul that love cannot save.
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Sometimes people who are Jewish are held to a higher standard which sometimes we take great pride in.
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I worry about everything in the world, and it's just too much for anybody to think about, so I have my art as my consolation.
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Is Bill Clinton so good at politics, or are other politicians so bad?
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Even one's own home is a kind of anthology of advertisers, manufacturers, motifs and presentation techniques. There's nothing 'natural' about one's home these days. The furnishings, the fabrics, the furniture, the appliances, the TV, and all the electronic equipment - we're living inside commercials.
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I don't wanna be preached to. Unless it's in a beautiful voice, I don't want that.
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You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either.
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There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.
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I was able to work with the best musicians in Kansas City starting when I was really young.
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Many laws as certainly make bad men, as bad men make many laws.
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You just go out there and try to compete and try to make a play for your teammates.
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I am incredibly thankful for the strong support I have from my peers in the industry and of course my amazing fans.
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What we are is what we were always meant to be, and that's writers.
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The foolish thing was trying to solve the problem all by myself. But the deeper I get tangled up in this mass of dreams and memories the more I realize that emotional problems can't be solved as intellectual problems are.
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If you want to be watched 24 hours a day in everything you do, you can't turn that around. You can't wake up three years later and say, 'Stop bothering me, I'm a serious actor,' if all you've done is wear certain clothes and show up half-loaded at clubs.
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
