Dave Barry Quotes
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Quotes to Explore
-
I loved London. In the 1970s... it was very exciting, really wild.
-
We pay taxes, and we help the city coffers.
-
By no means do I want to try to leave country music. That's absolutely where I want to stay.
-
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
-
When it comes to working out, I really don't like the gym. I go because I have to, but I'm usually not happy about it. I do what my trainer and coaches tell me to do, but I'm always anxious to get outside.
-
The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat.
-
I do believe that reading can help you understand what you're writing and see what others are doing. But sometimes the desire for more information can act as an inhibitor.
-
I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.
-
There is no person that love cannot heal; there is no soul that love cannot save.
-
Sometimes people who are Jewish are held to a higher standard which sometimes we take great pride in.
-
I worry about everything in the world, and it's just too much for anybody to think about, so I have my art as my consolation.
-
Is Bill Clinton so good at politics, or are other politicians so bad?
-
Even one's own home is a kind of anthology of advertisers, manufacturers, motifs and presentation techniques. There's nothing 'natural' about one's home these days. The furnishings, the fabrics, the furniture, the appliances, the TV, and all the electronic equipment - we're living inside commercials.
-
I don't wanna be preached to. Unless it's in a beautiful voice, I don't want that.
-
You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either.
-
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.
-
I was able to work with the best musicians in Kansas City starting when I was really young.
-
Many laws as certainly make bad men, as bad men make many laws.
-
As a journalist, as a screenwriter and as a director, I'm trying to tell compelling and truthful stories.
-
Job Control Language is the worst programming language ever designed anywhere by anybody for any purpose.
-
Critics? Don't talk to me of critics! You think some jackanapes journalist, his soul eaten away by the maggots of jealousy and failure, has anything worthwhile to say of art? I don't.
-
I can understand why some of these drummers and bass players become cult figures with all of their equipment and the incredible amount of technique they have. But there's very little that I think satisfies you intellectually or emotionally.
-
In the olden days, a couple could be in every movie together, but it's just not like that anymore.
-
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
