Dave Barry Quotes
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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There isn't much in the way of pure communist spirit, because the whole nation seems to be engaged in capitalistic enterprises. Much of the country still operates under government control.
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Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
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Experimental science is fascinating, but I don't want to do it. I want other people to do it, and I'll read about it.
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We should involve the whole world in the handling of this refugee crisis.
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Remember our proud history of social justice, universal health care, public pensions and making sure no one is left behind. Let's continue to move forward.
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Men have looked upon the desert as barren land, the free holding of whoever chose; but in fact each hill and valley in it had a man who was its acknowledged owner and would quickly assert the right of his family or clan to it, against aggression.
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As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses.
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Just for the record, I personally do agree with some of the sentiments of Rabbi Meir Kahane. I think he was right about certain things, wrong about other things, but I have absolutely nothing, no association whatsoever with Kahane Chai leaders.
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The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this weekend, it's 'How are your parents doing?'
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We must not become the new puritans and reject our society. We must address and master the future together. It can be done if we restore the belief that we share a sense of national community, that we share a common national endeavor. It can be done.
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When we started off it was all nervous energy and we probably played everything twice as fast as we do now.
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I have no interest whatsoever in being a high-fashion model, nor is it possible.
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I've always had money because of my early success with Cream, so I tell young musicians to aim to write their own material, because owning the composition rights makes a very big difference.
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Sometimes I want to party, sometimes I want to fight and sometimes I want to cry.
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Ferran Adria making hamburgers... some thought it was crazy. But getting them perfect was a challenge. Plus I'm fascinated by all aspects of food.
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A titled leader relies heavily on positional power to get things done; a natural leader is able to mobilize others without the whip of formal authority.
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I think a lot of people, if they get the opportunity to do some acting, they think, 'I might be a star.'
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I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own.
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I like directing. It takes a lot out of you, but I'd like to do it again - I just have to find a story I want to tell.
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"Family isn’t a matter of history. Or biology,” he said softly. “It’s a matter of choice.”
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You see, years ago I was just an ordinary bee minding my own business, smelling flowers all day, and occasionally picking up part-time work in people's bonnets. Then one day I realized that I'd never amount to anything without an education and, being naturally adept at spelling, I decided that—
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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
