Dave Barry Quotes
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
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I drink a fair amount of ramen noodles.
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I'm only waiting for Lindsay Lohan's fashion collection to come out. Ten years from now, there may be no real designers left.
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My own wandering blood comes from my seafaring grandfather, who, after he had left the sea and settled on shore, still governed his house by a ship's rules.
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I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!
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I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself.
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If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.
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What I do find enormously gratifying is the reviews my books get from the American press. They are so on the ball compared to anywhere else. It's so satisfying to get a review that conveys the reader understood precisely what I was trying to get at.
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There's a generative material relationship between the material and the image that comes up.
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Through travel, you discover a new aspect to your personality. You discover things which you wouldn't seated in the confines of your home.
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I am a certified yoga teacher and I love to cycle and swim.
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You'll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember what you have said, and you never forget what you have said.
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What I can tell you is that for Puerto Rico being such a small island, it has culturally impacted the entire world.
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Stasis is something that has marked my life since I was a boy growing up in Pittsburgh with my mother. It was the natural state that we existed in. For one thing, she suffered from a debilitating depression throughout my childhood, and depression is nothing if not static.
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No matter where I travel, I make sure to carry a Vaseline body lotion with me to keep my skin well moisturised all the time.
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I've got to confess I'm a pragmatic optimist myself.
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My message is not just to disabled people, but to everyone: You have to work hard.
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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
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You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks.
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I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy.
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I'm not stuck in Strikeforce. I'm happy to be with them. It's where I started, and they've been great to me.
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I can feel my father's spirit within me. I can feel similarities within us from the artistic perspective from being a musician. We have a lot of similarities.
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I am not going to share my private life with millions of people. I don't find a need to do that and nobody else close to me does either.
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
