Dave Barry Quotes
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.
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All I can do is make good music and make it for the fans, not for anybody else.
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A rap dude has his rap persona, his hyper version of himself. Do you know Method Man's real name? Or Elton John, Marylin Monroe? You make up this character. That's kind of what we have done with Die Antwoord, playing with characters.
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Art is inspiring. Walking into a gallery, or when the lights go up on a stage; that thrill of getting something that has nothing to do with acquisition.
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I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
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It's a very, very rare moment when another actor hurts you. That's not normal. If anything, it's the actor accidentally punching the stunt double, which happens quite a bit.
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I prefer the countryside to cities. This is also true of my films: I have made more films in rural societies, and villages, than in towns.
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I don't want to hear about my death.
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In Uzbekistan, hundreds of protesters were recently killed under the corrupt regime of President Karimov in what human rights groups are calling a massacre.
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Yeah, about sixteen to twenty weeks a year. For example, we can do America in six or seven weeks. You can do Europe in three weeks; England in two weeks. South America you could do in three weeks; Asia you could do in three weeks.
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The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.
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Everybody has to look after their own economy and follow the rules.
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Imagine a libertarian president challenging Congress to repeal the PATRIOT Act.
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I was in better shape when I went into boot camp than when I came out.
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You've got to stop dividing yourselves. You got to organize.
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Deep in the human nature, there is an almost irresistible tendency to concentrate physical and mental energy on attempts at solving problems that seem to be unsolvable. Indeed, for some kinds of active people, only the seemingly unsolvable problems can arouse their interest.
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To me, the European Union says there is a charter that protects you; you have fundamental rights, and they are staying silent when they are violating my fundamental rights.
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Illegal immigrants make a rational choice when they decide to violate our immigration laws. They weigh the costs, including the risks of getting caught, against the benefits of a better life.
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There are those that even God exploits, and they are prophets and saints in the vacuousness of the world.
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I think that U.K. together with Europe will be stronger, and I also think Europe with U.K. will be stronger.
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I marveled at how they were all closed up, asleep with their secrets unseen until you reached up and took the book down from the shelf.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
