Neil Simon Quotes
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If I can save 25 billion dollars in terms of reduction of import, I will be adding one percent to the GDP. By conserving the oil energy by the people, the GDP will become 5.5 percent, and this will change the economy of the country.
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I've always thought Shawn Michaels's story is fascinating.
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
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Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the emancipation of creative differences; wrongly understood, as it has been so tragically in our time, it leads first to conformity and then to despotism.
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I wrote a techno song about the four things I love in Germany to make myself happy, which are my grandfather, my two poodle pets, bread, and a strange but delicious Turkish dish called Doener Kebab.
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Everybody is nicer to me when I'm in yellow.
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You know, I'm fairly intelligent, but I don't think my grades reflected that.
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My dancing is Hawaiian-inspired but I also get a little fresh when it comes to my faster songs.
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A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond.
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I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.
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I'm married to Kevin, a photographer whose career has put him on the campaign trail with presidential candidates and sent him on assignment to far-flung places for long periods of time. It was sometimes rough when our children were small, and I was beginning to write in earnest.
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I want to live every moment totally and intensely. Even when I'm giving an interview or talking to people, that's all that I'm thinking about.
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To be silent is to be passive.
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One of the most difficult times in my life was when I escaped from Romania in November of 1989.
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Human beings are religious animals.
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And humility in politics means accepting that one party doesn't have all the answers; recognising that working in partnership is progress not treachery.
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I've got an opinion on everything.
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It's weird to me when an artist comes in, and the label says, 'We want him to sound like Chris Brown,' but he says he wants to sound like Sean Paul. There's a huge disconnect – it's like we're making a product.
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The few people who ask to have their photographs with me, I almost always say yes, except for a few circumstances, like when my family is around.
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The severest charge that can be brought against the Christian education of the Negro in the South during the last thirty years is the reckless way in which sap-headed young fellows, without ability, and, in some cases, without character, have been urged and pushed into the ministry.
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I don't want to just be another actor in L.A. looking for a job.
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Mental note if you make it to forty remember on how all those fucks treated her. Stop being an asshole while you're still young.
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You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.
