Bill Engvall Quotes
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world.

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I would love it if people could look at chubby folks with all of our curves, bumps and ridges and just say 'She's beautiful' just like that. You don't have to get on a treadmill as long as your blood pressure is under control and you eat healthy, God bless.
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I don't want to say anything because I know I am unable to protect you from the harm that I see.
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It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
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Mental health needs a great deal of attention. It's the final taboo and it needs to be faced and dealt with.
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We younger Negro artists who create now intend to express our individual dark-skinned selves without fear or shame. If white people are pleased, we are glad. If they are not, it doesn't matter. We know we are beautiful. And ugly too.
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One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil.
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Playing further up the pitch, you have more opportunities to score and provide assists, and it's something I liked right from the start.
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I'm not the kind of actress that goes home with the character. I mean, you're thinking about the work or the next day's scenes, but not staying in character. But as a film goes on, you become more and more fragile, emotionally. And physically too, actually.
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I retreat to my cave in a very male fashion.
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I was raised a Christian. I'd like to think I have Christian values. I don't attend church.
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I wear a lot of wigs as Jacques Mesrine. He'd wear multiple wigs and take them off one at a time to rob three banks in one hour.
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We live in an interconnected world, in an interconnected time, and we need holistic solutions. We have a crisis of inequality, and we need climate solutions that solve that crisis.
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Frankly, right is right and wrong is wrong, particularly when a parent is talking to a child. A bright line around moral responsibility is very important.
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Fabo is a real rock star, but people look over it, so I'll try to bring it to the light if I can.
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I'm the only gay person my parents know.
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The camera photographs what's there.
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If I had to model clothes in a time period other than the 21st century, I think I'd like to model way back when they just wore skin loincloths. That would be best suited for me - better than corsets. I'm quite claustrophobic.
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I think my strengths are definitely - I'm a really good glider. I'm one of the fastest, like on a straight drag race, I can pretty much kill that.
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Since it has pleased Providence to place me in this station, I shall do my utmost to fulfil my duty towards my country; I am very young and perhaps in many, though not in all things, inexperienced, but I am sure that very few have more real good will and more real desire to do what is fit and right than I have.
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The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.
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I don't have sociopathic tendencies!
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It felt good to get out there, move a little and break a couple of tackles and get back to myself to get ready for Week 1.
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world.