David Cross Quotes
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.

Quotes to Explore
-
The true Christian is called to be a soldier and must behave as such from the day of his conversion to the day of his death. He is not meant to live a life of religious ease, indolence and security. He must never imagine for a moment that he can sleep and doze along the way to heaven, like one traveling in an easy carriage.
-
A sack is way better than any nightclub. A touchdown is way better than any bar experience I've ever had.
-
Seriously, 'Honey Boo Boo' is the decay of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn't mean it's good.
-
My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.
-
Oracle is obsessed with security. It's an absolute requirement for all our products. The real security issue is when customers take older products that were not built for the Internet, and kind of rack them and put them on the Internet.
-
Commitment and credibility go hand in hand.
-
Fuel conservation is as important as fuel production.
-
I like being unconventional.
-
At the end of the day, you can't have a vision; you have to have a hope. This is where the miracle comes in.
-
He that strives to touch the starts, oft stumbles at a straw.
-
Despite overwhelming support for the United States to adopt English as its official language, we have still not taken that important step.
-
I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a Gentle-man and is nothing else.
-
It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.
-
The CW is a very fashion-oriented network and they like their stars to look a certain way. I like that, but at the same time, I need Nikita to be toned down a bit. You can't draw too much attention to Nikita because she's an assassin.
-
I find celebrity really scary.
-
I'm tired of fighting. I've always known that I can't be an action star all my life.
-
Awards are so unnecessary because I think we get so much out of our work just by doing it. The work is a reward in itself.
-
I could probably name thousands of albums that I want.
-
The statistics might have a Eurosceptic cast, but they are not exactly a fun read. Few of us want to wade through ONS graphs or European Commission tables.
-
When our most important issue is the debt that we're piling on our children and grandchildren, I think it's pretty helpful to have someone in the U.S. Senate who has actually managed billions of dollars and knows how to cut billions of dollars.
-
I think it's because most of us talk one way and live another. There are a few people who truly, truly walk the talk.
-
New pressures are causing ever more people to find their main satisfaction in their consumptive role rather than in their productive role. And these pressures are bringing forward such traits as pleasure-mindedness, self-indulgence, materialism, and passivity as conspicuous elements of the American character.
-
I've always considered myself smarter than everyone around me, and sometimes, believe me, I've been ashamed of it. At the least, all my life I've looked away and never could look people straight in the eye.
-
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.