Kristen Schaal Quotes
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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I didn't make any friends in New York by insisting on moving the league headquarters to Cincinnati. The fact was that my son Bill was in school. His mother had passed away, and I didn't want to take the boy away from his school and to a strange city.
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Any artist who aligns themselves with a politician is making a category error because what politicians do is not on a human scale, it is on a geopolitical scale.
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Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.
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Growing up, I had a very happy childhood, with two parents who are still very much together.
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I do or die, but I never cancel out.
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My big love was the Beatles. I was more into music.
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I want to be in the small percentage of women who don't settle for conventional roles.
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Who cares about the clouds when we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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I'm not about my breasts; I'm just about good health, OK. I'm not afraid of doing what I need to do to stay here. I really don't understand women who are in denial, who don't want to go for a mammogram. I think it's stupidity. Sorry. I have no patience for that.
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When I was a child, the temptation to sin was always a romantic option. This romantic option led me to the cinema, a place where sin was welcome.
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Sometimes it takes dealing with a disability - the trauma, the relearning, the months of rehabilitation therapy - to uncover our true abilities and how we can put them to work for us in ways we may have never imagined.
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There is a quite a lot of effort involved but I find action sequences some of the quickest to write and the most fun.
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I believe people should live full lives and not settle for anything less.
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I feel God has sent me to Earth to sing. I started singing when I was five, but I don't think I've worked as hard as many other people.
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Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
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Anywhere in life, for girls there's pressure to keep your weight and to keep yourself feeling and looking good.
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Being on 'Whitney' is a job, but stand-up is my life. I could never stop. There's an art to it. I love having strangers laugh with me, so as long as I can continue doing that, I'll be happy. Working on a show and collectively sharing ideas with a cast is great, but stand-up is my first love.
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AC/DC is a prime example of taking that blues rock thing and just living in that world. They only really move the furniture around a little on each album, but it still works.
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I read Leisel Jones' book. She said she retired at 27 and said, 'Now what?' because swimming was the biggest part of her life. So for me, that's why I'm keeping up my studies on the side even if it's going to take a bit longer than normal, but at least I'll have it.
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Being performers, that's what we do: We put on shows and want people to watch.
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'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.
