Kristen Schaal Quotes
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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I didn't make any friends in New York by insisting on moving the league headquarters to Cincinnati. The fact was that my son Bill was in school. His mother had passed away, and I didn't want to take the boy away from his school and to a strange city.
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Any artist who aligns themselves with a politician is making a category error because what politicians do is not on a human scale, it is on a geopolitical scale.
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Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.
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Growing up, I had a very happy childhood, with two parents who are still very much together.
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I do or die, but I never cancel out.
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My big love was the Beatles. I was more into music.
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I want to be in the small percentage of women who don't settle for conventional roles.
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Who cares about the clouds when we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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I'm not about my breasts; I'm just about good health, OK. I'm not afraid of doing what I need to do to stay here. I really don't understand women who are in denial, who don't want to go for a mammogram. I think it's stupidity. Sorry. I have no patience for that.
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When I was a child, the temptation to sin was always a romantic option. This romantic option led me to the cinema, a place where sin was welcome.
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Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly.
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Sometimes it takes dealing with a disability - the trauma, the relearning, the months of rehabilitation therapy - to uncover our true abilities and how we can put them to work for us in ways we may have never imagined.
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There is a quite a lot of effort involved but I find action sequences some of the quickest to write and the most fun.
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I believe people should live full lives and not settle for anything less.
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I feel God has sent me to Earth to sing. I started singing when I was five, but I don't think I've worked as hard as many other people.
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Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
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I'm a writer, so whatever gymnastics jump through my head, I write about it.
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I do not care if the guy is yellow or black, or if he has stripes like a zebra. I'm the manager of this team, and I say he plays. What's more, I say he can make us all rich. And if any of you cannot use the money, I will see that you are all traded.
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Freud had a term for such traumatic reenactments: "the compulsion to repeat." He and many of his followers believed that reenactments were an unconscious attempt to get control over a painful situation and that they eventually could lead to mastery and resolution.
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I used to play a lot of tennis and then, next thing you know, same thing with tennis. That banging on the knees, the jarring, twisting motion - I couldn't do it. All of a sudden, every time I played, my knee would swell up.
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Elvis was God-given, there's no other explanation. A Messiah comes around every few thousand years, and Elvis was it this time.
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'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.
