Kristen Schaal Quotes
Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role.
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I am tone deaf.
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I'm a capitalist but one who is smallist and localist, and who favours businesses where owners are still in charge.
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I never could get on with representative individuals but people who existed on their own account and with whom it might therefore be possible to be friends.
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To be slandered the way I get slandered is really uncalled for, but life goes on.
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I'm a big 'Firefly' fan. I'm a Nathan Fillion fan because of 'Firefly.'
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By our form of government, the Christian religion is the established religion; and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed upon the same equal footing, and are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty.
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We had to get serious and hit all aspects. We had to graduate. That's what you got to do: reach all people across the nation.
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I've never been the type of person to jump up and throw out the album without it being what it's supposed to be.
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Houston is kind of a melting pot. There are many different cultures and ethnicities represented out there, even on my team. It's really cool: you'll see so many different things.
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When men are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.
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Somebody gave me this drum machine and somebody else asked me to program something for a project. I really liked programming and I was really interested in using the drum machine.
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You don't actually have control of the position people want you to be in. If they say, 'You king of the blacks,' you're king of the blacks - whether you like it or not.
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A lot of hard work goes into making a film. It's not all fun time, as people tend to think. There are always stereotypes attached to every profession, but I found out this industry breaks them all.
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From my undergraduate days, I've always been interested in the major philosophical questions that don't seem to have an answer that everyone agrees on.
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There is a need for the European Union to use all potential we have on defense cooperation.
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I find the business world hard.
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I try and groom myself, be it through fitness or dance.
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I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
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I think the only time I doubted myself was my senior year in high school. I was not offered a Division I scholarship. I remember a scout from Ohio State coming in and looking at my film. He was all excited to meet me. Then he met me and I was 5'10" and he said that I was not a Division I quarterback.
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Whatever our creed, we stand with admiration before the sublime character of Jesus.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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My favorite kick is the roundhouse. I'm very capable of kicking a tall person in the head with a roundhouse.
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I don't remember most of the '60s and '70s.
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Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role.
