Kristen Schaal Quotes
Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role.

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I am tone deaf.
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I'm a capitalist but one who is smallist and localist, and who favours businesses where owners are still in charge.
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I never could get on with representative individuals but people who existed on their own account and with whom it might therefore be possible to be friends.
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To be slandered the way I get slandered is really uncalled for, but life goes on.
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I'm a big 'Firefly' fan. I'm a Nathan Fillion fan because of 'Firefly.'
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By our form of government, the Christian religion is the established religion; and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed upon the same equal footing, and are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty.
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Sorrel adds a unique grassy sharpness to salads and dressings, but it can be hard to come by.
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We had to get serious and hit all aspects. We had to graduate. That's what you got to do: reach all people across the nation.
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I've never been the type of person to jump up and throw out the album without it being what it's supposed to be.
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Houston is kind of a melting pot. There are many different cultures and ethnicities represented out there, even on my team. It's really cool: you'll see so many different things.
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When men are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.
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Somebody gave me this drum machine and somebody else asked me to program something for a project. I really liked programming and I was really interested in using the drum machine.
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You don't actually have control of the position people want you to be in. If they say, 'You king of the blacks,' you're king of the blacks - whether you like it or not.
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A lot of hard work goes into making a film. It's not all fun time, as people tend to think. There are always stereotypes attached to every profession, but I found out this industry breaks them all.
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From my undergraduate days, I've always been interested in the major philosophical questions that don't seem to have an answer that everyone agrees on.
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There is a need for the European Union to use all potential we have on defense cooperation.
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I find the business world hard.
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I try and groom myself, be it through fitness or dance.
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I think from an actor's point of view, you always want something to play that's dramatic or something that feels like it could be very bold in choice. And of course, the boldest possible choice you could play at the end of a character's life is death.
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Well, where is the money? Show me the money? Our allies have put up a few billion dollars, but the American taxpayer has been required to shoulder the burden of this war.
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I didn't see a ton of movies growing up.
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I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with.
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God remains a viable hypothesis as the prime mover, however undefinable and untestable that conception may be.
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Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role.