Kristen Schaal Quotes

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

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• Irrespective of any political party, I am a supporter of good people who want to do something for the society.

  

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• The main thing is to make history, not to write it.

  

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• Why would Senator Allen want to oppose saving money for the state? It's simply another example of Republicans fighting the governor tooth and nail against any measure where she might be able to turn the state's budget around.

  

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• If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.

  

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• I rode horses since I was a kid.

  

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• The majority of meetings should be discussions that lead to decisions.

  

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• I will always be the way I was a couple years ago before anything happened. And that's to my parents' credit, my amazing parents who have been around me my whole life and raised me right. I'm very happy with what has happened so far.

  

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• In 2001, I moved from Philly to Atlanta, where I lived for six years. I had never lived anywhere but Philly, and you can imagine the culture shock; the Civil War seeps into daily life and conversation down South in a way it never does up North.

  

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• All personal achievement starts in the mind of the individual. Your personal achievement starts in your mind. The first step is to know exactly what your problem, goal or desire is.

  

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• I'm totally fine with people criticizing me in shows... people like this show, or don't; you're entitled to your opinion. But when people are criticizing you as a person, I have to say it's a little bit different.

  

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• American business at this point is really about developing an idea, making it profitable, selling it while it's profitable and then getting out or diversifying. It's just about sucking everything up.

  

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• I've been incredibly lucky. I've worked in two iconic shows, 'Carry On' and 'EastEnders.' If it all ended tomorrow - and it could - I'd just be terribly grateful. I've been fortunate enough to do what I love and get paid for it.

  

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• There's a lot of actors out there or people who want to be actors. It's unique to find somebody that, you know, needs to be an actor.

  

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• A Sunday morning spent reading the paper together, maybe drinking some mimosas, alone, and talking until noon. That would be pretty amazing. Married couples with kids will understand.

  

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• I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

  

  Kristen Schaal
  • People
  • Kids
  • Stop