Bill Maher Quotes
Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her
Quotes to Explore
-
I'm always trying to find 'connections' between things. That art is the juxtaposition of a lot of things that seem unrelated but add up to something recognizable.
-
Dave Chappelle is one of my comedic inspirations. His perspective is crazy, and he's super sharp.
-
Let's face it; people are doing everything online these days. So if they are going to watch my movies, I'm happy as long as it's being bought legally and being exhibited legally, as long as they are paying even a small fee for it. I'm just anti-piracy. If it's a legitimate way of watching film online, then I'm very happy.
-
In fiction, it's a big challenge to keep the reader in one place for so long.
-
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
-
If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
-
I have often wondered what it is an old building can do to you when you happen to know a little about things that went on long ago in that building.
-
No matter how senior you get in an organization, no matter how well you're perceived to be doing, your job is never done. Every day, you get up and the world is changing; your customers are expecting more from you. Your competitors are putting pressure on you by doing more and trying to beat you here and beat you there.
-
Without the element of enjoyment, it is not worth trying to excel at anything.
-
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
-
I believe black characters in fiction are still revolutionary, given our long history of erasure.
-
There have been two areas identified as being vital to reading - and that's for very young children between the ages of one month and five years and for teenagers. I've been trying to find ways of approaching both groups.
-
Human beings are going to be relying on natural resources for a long time.
-
These days, children can text on their cell phone all night long, and no one else is seeing that phone. You don't know who is calling that child.
-
Well, we're in show business, and I have been making a living in this business a long time and inevitably it means taking what it is that you've done and hopefully you're showing it to a lot of people who like it.
-
As often as you fail, get up and try again. God will never let you down, so long as you don't let Him down, and so long as you make the effort.
-
Fusion food as a concept is kind of trying to quite consciously fuse things that are sometimes quite contradictory, sometimes quite far apart, to see if they'd work.
-
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
-
I never drove a car in my life. Given my drinking habits in those days, I would have been dead a long time ago - stumbling out of a bar at 4 a.m. and getting into a car.
-
All you 'Twilight' fans, can't thank you really enough for being so supportive. You're real cool people.
-
I was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried.
-
The time after college and before music was really rough. I couldn't afford food. I was eating bread and butter for five months. Living in New Orleans, I couldn't afford to take care of myself. I had no health insurance.
-
If I had to place any blame for my future nefarious actions, I'd put it on the Ford. That Ford fractured every moral fiber in my body. It introduced me to girls, and I didn't come to my senses for six years. They were wonderful years.
-
Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her
