Mark Twain Quotes
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Elections have consequences, and at the end of the day, I won. So I think on that one I trump you.
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The way I run my business seems to be easier than the way I run my life.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.
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To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.
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Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.
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The biggest thing was just getting comfortable out there in front of all the people and just the whole major setting and how difficult major championships are, how patient... you have to be.
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In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water.
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Quakers almost as good as colored. They call themselves friends and you can trust them every time.
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Relativism is neither a method of fighting, nor a method of creating, for both of these are uncompromising and at times even ruthless; rather, it is a method of cognition.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I always thought 'Stump' was kind of like, you dropped something on your foot. It's not the most exotic rock-star name.
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Good people can't out-think evil, 'cause evil think of things good folks can't think of. Can't enter your head what evil do.
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Your letter is received, accompanied by a newspaper clipping which discusses the possibility that a colored man may be the Republican nominee for Congress from one of the New York districts.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
