Mark Twain Quotes
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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
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As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.
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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.
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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.