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		For most Americans, Wednesday, April 15th will be Tax Day, but in our fourth story tonight: It's going to be teabagging day for the right-wing and they’re going nuts for it.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				David Shuster 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Samuel Johnson 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				P. J. O'Rourke 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Victoria Abril 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Slack spread through businesses like wildfire, initially in the tech and media sectors, but now much more widely. At its public launch in February 2014, it had 17,000 users. As of April 1st, 2016, that number had rocketed to 2.7 million daily active users. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Walt Mossberg 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I don't want to be just an average guy. I want to do whatever possible to win a lot of games. I'm a competitor. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Felix Hernandez 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Vincent Canby 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				E. Y. Harburg 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		On April 16, 2010, 34 Chinese environmental organizations, including Friends of Nature, the Institute of Public and Environmental Affairs, and Green Beagle, questioned heavy metal pollution in a letter sent to CEO Steve Jobs. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Ma Jun 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		We're going to move a lot of crude (oil) in this country, and we have to learn how to do it very safely. 'Buffett: Moving Oil By Rail Safely Is A Major Industry Concern' Investing.com (24 April 2014) 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Warren Buffett 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		'Thanks be to God,' says the Admiral; 'the air is soft as in April in Seville, and it is a pleasure to be in it, so fragrant it is.' 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Christopher Columbus 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		We're not masturbating around with some research project. We never were. Even when Linux was young, the whole and only point was to make a *usable* system. It's why it's not some crazy drug-induced microkernel or other random crazy thing. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Linus Torvalds 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		'Lars would talk his way into their pants. Kirk had a babyface that was appealing to the girls. And Cliff; he had a big dick. Word got around about that, I guess.' James Hetfield - Playboy April 2001. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				James Hetfield 
			 
			
				Metallica  
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		Panama: '...a deadly spot the end of the world almost....There are 20,000 British coloured people working on the canal...; they are mostly from Jamaica & smell too revolting for words....the Panamanians are a very queer people, all dagoes of course, though very pompous and dirty' (31 March - 1 April 1920) 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Edward VIII 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		We started on April 1, 2003. So long ago, you couldn't watch video in a web browser; you had to watch it in a different player, like in Quicktime player or something like that. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Burnie Burns 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Oh, 1994, April 27. There won't be a day like that ever again. I mean, the sky was blue, with a blueness that had never been there before. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Desmond Tutu 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Each year in early spring, during the season of Lent, which begins on Ash Wednesday and concludes on Easter, a plenitude of books, magazine articles, and television shows about Jesus appear. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jay Parini 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The death of Sid Caesar on Wednesday caused a chain reaction in my soon-to-be-66-year-old mind. I was saddened, of course, but felt a sense of relief that he was at last free from the indignity of aging. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Billy Crystal 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		My dad's got a brilliant eye for scripts 'cos he's a literary agent. He and my agent read a load of scripts and filter them. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Daniel Radcliffe