Billy Crystal Quotes
President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.

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When reason and unreason come into contact, an electrical shock occurs. This is called polemics.
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I played a lot of squash for a lot of years.
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Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically, organisms that are protected from the external world. Once you create that protection, you live long enough to see ageing.
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I do find acting cathartic.
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I was doing quite well in Malaysia... Everyone was so excited about my music, and they started accepting me as an artist.
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Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy.
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I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that.
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I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, 'Oh my God, what are you doing here?' I didn't know who she was, and I was like, 'Sorry?' She goes, 'Oh no, sorry, I follow you on Twitter. I just didn't expect to see you here.'
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I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
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I enjoy the burger joint the same way I enjoy fancy meals.
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If I don't wear something I feel confident in, I don't play as well.
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'Nearly eleven o'clock,' said Pooh happily. 'You're just in time for a little smackerel of something.'
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Thou and I are but the blind instruments of some irresistible fatality, that hurries us along, like goodly vessels driving before the storm, which are dashed against each other, and so perish.
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I suppose the only real reason for travelling is to learn that all people are the same.
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You always said the cards would never do you wrong.The trick you said was never play the game too long.A gambler's share.The only risk that you would take.The only loss you could forsakeThe only bluff you couldn't fake.
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A Christian is the highest style of man.
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Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.
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Don't let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You've got to set a high bar.
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Reading the script for 'Jennifer's Body,' I just thought that here was a script that really exposes the horror between girls and friendships. I always sort of approached the film with that in mind first, and then thought about the crazy ways that that horror would express itself.
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Let the first act of every morning be to make the following resolve for the day: - I shall not fear anyone on Earth. - I shall fear only God. - I shall not bear ill will toward anyone. - I shall not submit to injustice from anyone. - I shall conquer untruth by truth. And in resisting untruth, I shall put up with all suffering.
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In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
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I do have a Twitter account, and there's a woman at my agency who got that all set up for me. I don't know how many followers I have. It's not one of those things I check on a regular basis.
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Most men are a little better than their circumstances give them a chance to be.
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President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.