Billy Crystal Quotes

President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.

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• When reason and unreason come into contact, an electrical shock occurs. This is called polemics.

  

  Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
  • Reason
  • Shock
  • Electrical

• I played a lot of squash for a lot of years.

  

  Jack Layton
  • Years
  • Lot
  • Squash

• Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically, organisms that are protected from the external world. Once you create that protection, you live long enough to see ageing.

  

  S. Jay Olshansky
  • World
  • Long
  • Live

• I do find acting cathartic.

  

  Francesca Annis
  • Acting
  • Find
  • Cathartic

• I was doing quite well in Malaysia... Everyone was so excited about my music, and they started accepting me as an artist.

  

  Yuna
  • Music
  • Me
  • Artist

• Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy.

  

  Laura Schlessinger
  • Difference
  • Privacy
  • Secrecy

• I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that.

  

  Kate Winslet
  • Know
  • Start
  • Does

• I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, 'Oh my God, what are you doing here?' I didn't know who she was, and I was like, 'Sorry?' She goes, 'Oh no, sorry, I follow you on Twitter. I just didn't expect to see you here.'

  

  Caitriona Balfe
  • God
  • She
  • Woman

• I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.

  

  Victoria Jackson
  • Remember
  • Church
  • Week

• I enjoy the burger joint the same way I enjoy fancy meals.

  

  Aby Rosen
  • Enjoy
  • Same
  • Burger

• If I don't wear something I feel confident in, I don't play as well.

  

  Venus Williams
  • Play
  • Feel
  • Confident

• 'Nearly eleven o'clock,' said Pooh happily. 'You're just in time for a little smackerel of something.'

  

  A. A. Milne
  • Time

• Thou and I are but the blind instruments of some irresistible fatality, that hurries us along, like goodly vessels driving before the storm, which are dashed against each other, and so perish.

  

  Walter Scott
  • Driving
  • Storm

• I suppose the only real reason for travelling is to learn that all people are the same.

  

  Anthony Burgess
  • People
  • Real

• You always said the cards would never do you wrong.The trick you said was never play the game too long.A gambler's share.The only risk that you would take.The only loss you could forsakeThe only bluff you couldn't fake.

  

  Bob Seger
  • Long
  • Game
  • Risk

• A Christian is the highest style of man.

  

  Edward Young
  • Style
  • Christian

• Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.

  

  Mason Cooley
  • Men
  • Women

• Don't let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You've got to set a high bar.

  

  Antonio Villaraigosa
  • High
  • Stop
  • Morning

• When you go to our political system, I feel like it's intentionally kept in the last century. In every other facet of life, we turn to social media for instant response time, complete transparency.

  

  Mark Pincus
  • Life
  • Time
  • Political

• It occurred to me that a lot of beauty has to do with believing it yourself. That half of what we see is just the way it is presented.

  

  Nora Raleigh Baskin
  • Beauty
  • Believing
  • Presented

• It has always happened that tyrants, in order to strengthen their power, have made every effort to train their people not only in obedience and servility toward themselves, but also in adoration.

  

  Etienne de La Boetie
  • Train
  • Obedience
  • Tyrants

• People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.

  

  Sheryl Crow
  • People
  • Funny
  • Player

• Storytelling is about patience, about making sense of the moments of pathos and beauty that you find, and about carrying these moments back into your own life.

  

  Michael Paterniti
  • Moments
  • Beauty
  • Making

• President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.

  

  Billy Crystal