Dylan Moran Quotes
I don't watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when you're alone and someone's voice is coming through their work. There's a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more.

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I was a little, uh, incorrigible as a kid, so the kitchen was a good place to give me structure and balance. It taught me hard work, but then I grew to love it.
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I think sports and bodybuilding were the only things that saved me from getting beat up. People are not pleased, for whatever reason, when you can answer all the questions in class. If not for the respect I got from track, cross-country, wrestling and bodybuilding, it would have been a disaster.
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The most overrated tool: a pasta maker. Why make it when you can buy it? It's a lot of work!
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What's better, a poetic intuition or an intellectual work? I think they complement each other.
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The consumerist culture insists that swearing eternal loyalty to anything and anybody is imprudent, since in this world new glittering opportunities crop up daily.
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I felt that Balanchine was my father towards me. He was the person I most admired and looked up to.
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Glory is attained from hard work, step by step.
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Things have always sort of happened for me. Something else always comes up.
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Alone is a much better film than House of the Dead and better than most horror movies out today.
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I'll never retire. I'm just using up somebody else's oxygen if I retire.
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If we were motivated by money, we would have sold the company a long time ago and ended up on a beach.
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Most of Planned Parenthood's work focuses on health care for low-income women: things like screenings for breast cancer and diabetes, and family planning.
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Let's be cautious about dreaming up extreme scenarios. The situation in Iraq is still salvageable.
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Decisions are made by those who show up.
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I was growing up with a single mom who'd be at work when I came home from school. So I'd just turn on the TV. I grew up watching old Clint Eastwood westerns. I adopted him as one of my male role models.
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It is important to keep the filmmakers interested in you so they can offer you everything and anything. We actors are not given work on the basis of audience poll; the filmmaker will cast you after they see and like your work. It is essential to do different kind of films and not get typecast.
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Even though I'm not a competitive athlete, I have to still maintain things and try to keep myself fit because I am at that age where I need to make sure to get those regular checkups and make sure everything is in tact.
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I'm restless. I'm all the time here and there and trying to get myself busy and creative. It's something that's part of my personality since I was a kid.
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When I first heard my song 'Georgia Peaches' on the radio, I opened up the car windows and started screaming to the other people on the road, 'My song's on the radio!' Of course, I wasn't driving.
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Poetry and beauty are always making peace. When you read something beautiful you find coexistence; it breaks walls down.
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I don't think women's prisons are environments for dance routines, and I don't think mass murder is humorous.
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My characters are always on the outside; the spotlight's not on them. But they do get somewhere.
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You can't blame anyone for being cynical about politicians.
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I don't watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when you're alone and someone's voice is coming through their work. There's a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more.