Nathan Fielder Quotes
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
Quotes to Explore
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The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
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Even if you can't relate to what I'm singing, I hope you can believe in it and see it as something that it is real.
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Life does not owe me a shred.
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The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.
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We got orders to strike the Marshall and Gilbert Islands. We had a task force with the Enterprise. We had two or three cruisers and probably eight or 10 destroyers.
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I survived only a year in Berkeley, partly because I declined to sign the anticommunist loyalty oath.
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What a cool job to be part of - whether it's doing lighting or acting or serving food on set. You're part of telling a story that hopefully has an essential component, and that's super exciting to me.
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There's no first impressions anymore. You go to a job interview, and they'll probably Google you. It's a shame - people should play it a little closer to the chest as far as what information they release to the world. If I'm angry about something, I'm not going to take to my Twitter.
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But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
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I hate bell peppers, which is annoying because they technically have my name all over them.
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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.
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Her body calculated to a millimeter to suggest a bud yet guarantee a flower.
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You try to do what you can to bring harmony wherever you go.
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An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
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From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
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People don't know how good cauliflower is, because they always have this image of cauliflower cheese - awful, sticky, creamy and rich.
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I did not lose this election, or had a bad result compared with what we might have got because of Islam.
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In general, I think I'm quick to worry about disasters of all kinds.
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Nothing is ours except time.
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The music in Haiti is all tied up in voodoo and African rhythm, and so there's this funny thing: go to a voodoo ceremony, and then go to a Catholic church and tell me which music you liked better, to which one the music is more integral.
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When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.
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It is our job, as members of parliament, to legislate with an eye to the long term future, to look over the horizon beyond the next election and ensure that as far as we can what we do today will make Australia a better place, a safer place, for future generations to live in.
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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
