Nathan Fielder Quotes
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Quotes to Explore
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The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
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Even if you can't relate to what I'm singing, I hope you can believe in it and see it as something that it is real.
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Life does not owe me a shred.
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The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.
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We got orders to strike the Marshall and Gilbert Islands. We had a task force with the Enterprise. We had two or three cruisers and probably eight or 10 destroyers.
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I survived only a year in Berkeley, partly because I declined to sign the anticommunist loyalty oath.
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What a cool job to be part of - whether it's doing lighting or acting or serving food on set. You're part of telling a story that hopefully has an essential component, and that's super exciting to me.
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There's no first impressions anymore. You go to a job interview, and they'll probably Google you. It's a shame - people should play it a little closer to the chest as far as what information they release to the world. If I'm angry about something, I'm not going to take to my Twitter.
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But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
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I hate bell peppers, which is annoying because they technically have my name all over them.
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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.
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Her body calculated to a millimeter to suggest a bud yet guarantee a flower.
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You try to do what you can to bring harmony wherever you go.
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I do like being busy. I'm not the kind of person who just sits around and goes to a spa when I'm not working.
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An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
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From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
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People don't know how good cauliflower is, because they always have this image of cauliflower cheese - awful, sticky, creamy and rich.
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I did not lose this election, or had a bad result compared with what we might have got because of Islam.
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You don't need fancy sneakers to run fast
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I'm not sensitive, I'm not a weepy person.
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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
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I don't think there's an option for me to fall in love slowly or at medium speed. I either do, or I don't.
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If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.