Nathan Fielder Quotes
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Quotes to Explore
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The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
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Even if you can't relate to what I'm singing, I hope you can believe in it and see it as something that it is real.
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Life does not owe me a shred.
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The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.
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We got orders to strike the Marshall and Gilbert Islands. We had a task force with the Enterprise. We had two or three cruisers and probably eight or 10 destroyers.
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I survived only a year in Berkeley, partly because I declined to sign the anticommunist loyalty oath.
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What a cool job to be part of - whether it's doing lighting or acting or serving food on set. You're part of telling a story that hopefully has an essential component, and that's super exciting to me.
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The different Ministries have to work more on the promotion of the country, to build Kosovo's public image. Concrete projects must be assembled, in order to activate our businessmen to have more contacts. We have to create a positive image about ourselves.
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There's no first impressions anymore. You go to a job interview, and they'll probably Google you. It's a shame - people should play it a little closer to the chest as far as what information they release to the world. If I'm angry about something, I'm not going to take to my Twitter.
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But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
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I hate bell peppers, which is annoying because they technically have my name all over them.
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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.
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Her body calculated to a millimeter to suggest a bud yet guarantee a flower.
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You try to do what you can to bring harmony wherever you go.
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I do like being busy. I'm not the kind of person who just sits around and goes to a spa when I'm not working.
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An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
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From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
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People don't know how good cauliflower is, because they always have this image of cauliflower cheese - awful, sticky, creamy and rich.
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Being Jewish is a big part of my artistic sensibility and my humor... I think it gives me a certain take on the world on a literary level.
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The work of a psychotherapist involves being empathic and insightful with one's patients without getting too lost in their painful stories to be helpful.
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Lisa understands me. I'm very complex, but I have trouble opening up to people. I tend to keep things to myself. All my life, I've been kind of shy - opening up is always a challenge and Lisa can understand that.
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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.
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If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.