Duane Chapman Quotes
The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death.
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It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.
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Man has evolved a mutual relationship with nature on earth, but his power to change its surface has grown so tremendously that this may become a curse instead of a blessing.
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If you're human, you've had phases in your life when things are in flux.
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I want to go down in history.
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It is very difficult for me to speculate as to how long it will take for the LTE-TDD ecosystem to mature. Of course, the whole industry is speaking of scale and a combination of scale in order to get more efficiency in the ecosystem.
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I used to believe that people are only born once, but now I feel I have been reborn, like I was given a new life. I see myself as a child, full of energy and hope.
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You have to trust your kids. They have to experience life, and you just hope you've provided them a foundation for what's right and what isn't.
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The type of music we know as classical music began with rich people hiring musicians or owning them in a way. Without funding, it's very hard to have this experience. Be it state money or private money, there has to be someone dedicated to raising the money.
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We hear so many records these days that are done with click tracks, as opposed to a drummer.
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They had enough. They wanted to enjoy their life.
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Young players need to know how to take care of themselves for life after baseball.
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Big will always be a part of my life. But I'm still on this Earth, so I have to live my life for now and the future.
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My faith is an important part of my life and over the years I've learnt that it takes a proud man to say he doesn't need anything. It has been a quiet strength and a backbone through a lot of difficult times.
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I actually have more respect for people who are in the closet. You end up exposing so much of yourself because you have to talk about your sexual life. You shouldn't have to talk about it.
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When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.
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For the life of me, I still don't understand why humans pray.
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Nobody gets any fun out of baseball any more. I guess a kid's crazy not to be serious about it when he's drawing down $20,000 or $30,000 a year, and any smart-aleck gag you try may be your last. But what's life without a laugh?
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When I was 21, I wanted to write like Kafka. But, unfortunately for me, I wrote like a script editor for 'The Simpsons' who'd briefly joined a religious cult and then discovered Foucault. Such is life.
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Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited.
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He has a head, two arms, two legs, just as I.
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I like to get my hands dirty. Talk is cheap.
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The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death.
