Demetri Martin Quotes
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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When I was maybe 22, 23 years old or so, I was sort of floating in between New Japan, Ring of Honor, TNA - not really committed to one place.
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When think about the Frank Oceans of the world, it's not like we don't have gay men within the hip-hop community.
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In the Gulf War, U.S. Marine Corps wheeled vehicles were killing Iraqi T-72 tanks.
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We are two brothers: I am a doctor; my brother is an engineer.
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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After spending three years of my life looking into this, I am more convinced than ever that the U.S. government's responsibility for the drug problems in South Central Los Angeles and other inner cities is greater than I ever wrote in the newspaper.
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There has to be a global mission of human progress.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
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I don't care about revenues.
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Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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It's taken me time to find my feet in L.A.
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Donald Trump did denounce David Duke's support.
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A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past.
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Every character I approach, from 'Forrest Gump' all the way up to 'The Spoils Before Dying,' has a different set of requirements and always fascinates me.
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I'm going to say my favorite thing is to eat salads, and I'll be like the altar boy.
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It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.
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What people think of me and my playing is up to them, not me.
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The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.
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I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go, but I know I can't live without my radio.
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The soaps are great training. You can form good habits - or you can form bad habits. You have to set your goals. If you're not clear on what you want, you can slip into bad habits. It can become a comfortable place, and you don't grow.
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I don't see any reason to quit playing. I'll be doing this at least till I get to a hundred and something. You know, I ain't got far to go. But I'm still going to be playing, as long as I have good ideas, and can play as I do.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
