Demetri Martin Quotes
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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When I was maybe 22, 23 years old or so, I was sort of floating in between New Japan, Ring of Honor, TNA - not really committed to one place.
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When think about the Frank Oceans of the world, it's not like we don't have gay men within the hip-hop community.
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In the Gulf War, U.S. Marine Corps wheeled vehicles were killing Iraqi T-72 tanks.
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We are two brothers: I am a doctor; my brother is an engineer.
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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After spending three years of my life looking into this, I am more convinced than ever that the U.S. government's responsibility for the drug problems in South Central Los Angeles and other inner cities is greater than I ever wrote in the newspaper.
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There has to be a global mission of human progress.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
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I don't care about revenues.
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Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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It's taken me time to find my feet in L.A.
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Donald Trump did denounce David Duke's support.
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A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past.
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Every character I approach, from 'Forrest Gump' all the way up to 'The Spoils Before Dying,' has a different set of requirements and always fascinates me.
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I'm going to say my favorite thing is to eat salads, and I'll be like the altar boy.
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It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.
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Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.
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There are two kinds of success. One is musical or artistic and the other is commercial.
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We are made ridiculous less by our defects than by the affectation of qualities which are not ours.
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The tricky thing about songwriting is that, more often than not, what you consider to be your best work generates a collective shrug, and something you've simply tossed off bowls people over.
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I know it's a cliche, but I see myself as a citizen of the world. I was brought up in Switzerland by German and Turkish parents but I've very much grown up in San Francisco. I have a European sense of aesthetic, but I'm also deeply steeped in the notion of change and entrepreneurship that is associated with Silicon Valley.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
