Demetri Martin Quotes
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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When I was maybe 22, 23 years old or so, I was sort of floating in between New Japan, Ring of Honor, TNA - not really committed to one place.
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When think about the Frank Oceans of the world, it's not like we don't have gay men within the hip-hop community.
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In the Gulf War, U.S. Marine Corps wheeled vehicles were killing Iraqi T-72 tanks.
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We are two brothers: I am a doctor; my brother is an engineer.
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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After spending three years of my life looking into this, I am more convinced than ever that the U.S. government's responsibility for the drug problems in South Central Los Angeles and other inner cities is greater than I ever wrote in the newspaper.
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I would love to see as many of the black players as possible in today's Major League Baseball make every effort to go to the Negro Leagues Museum and get a first-hand view of how it all started.
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There has to be a global mission of human progress.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
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I don't care about revenues.
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Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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It's taken me time to find my feet in L.A.
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Donald Trump did denounce David Duke's support.
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A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past.
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Every character I approach, from 'Forrest Gump' all the way up to 'The Spoils Before Dying,' has a different set of requirements and always fascinates me.
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I'm going to say my favorite thing is to eat salads, and I'll be like the altar boy.
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It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.
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I have always watched the rushes, and have learned more because I have done so, because you can have all manner of ideas in your head, but they have to end up on the screen.
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I love a good steak. I like my meat. I love broccoli - it's one of my favorites - and corn, too. I mix it up with my vegetables.
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I live in England, so I take a lot of trains, and you can't really go anywhere without somebody talking on their mobile phone behind you, forcing you to listen to their conversation. With the Internet, with texting, with networking sites, there's already information everywhere.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
