Demetri Martin Quotes
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Demetri Martin
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I'm not on Twitter or Facebook. I've never been interested in being on any of them. I don't know why I'm not. I just don't have that need. I feel like I'm one of the only people I know who doesn't do it.
Hannah Ware
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I know enough about European politics to know you've got a lot of crazy people who make their way onto the ballot.
Karl Rove
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You know it's harder to be a girl in this world because we're the weaker sex.
Olga Kurylenko
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Whether I'm critically well received, whether or not I sell books - of course it becomes progressively harder to get them published - nevertheless, it's what I do, every day.
Tama Janowitz
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In track years... track is not like other sports. You do have track athletes that stay in this sport until, like, 35, 36, but I think when you get to 28, it's really difficult.
Usain Bolt
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It's very important to learn quick lessons from your failures, very important to recognize symptoms of failure pretty early, and it is very, very important to not to be attached too much to the idea - you have to know when to give up an idea.
N. R. Narayana Murthy
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Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Charlotte Bronte
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Finally, when all was said and done, the certainty (so often experienced, yet always new) that female charms, the kind that inflame the senses, are no more than kitchen smells: they tease you when you're hungry and disgust you when you've had your fill.
Mark Lazarevich Levi
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There's nothing particularly physical that I find attractive in a man. It's men with a passion for something that I find attractive.
Rhona Mitra
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I was very athletic when I was younger and I am a very competitive person, so I never give up.
Izabella Scorupco
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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Demetri Martin