Dennis Miller Quotes
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

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This creed of the desert seemed inexpressible in words, and indeed in thought.
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I can't get my knickers in a twist about my age and ageing in an industry that caters to the ids of 14-year-olds.
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An alliance of civilisations can be our most powerful weapon in the fight against terror.
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Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.
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My plan was to stay in Canada to make films.
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Feeling really safe as an actor is not a great thing because you're not learning or growing.
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The Canadian franchises and Canada as a market for NHL hockey has always been a priority for us.
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Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.
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I love lamb shank. It's my favorite thing. You don't have it in America. It's a younger meat - it just falls off the bone - it's kind of like a roast. I really like blackened cod too.
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In life go straight and turn right.
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I have a great office.
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I need one psychological expert to help me concentrate.
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My family didn't have any money growing up. I'm just a girl from the ghetto; from Indio, California.
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Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!
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Generally, I find a lot to be grateful for.
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I like to leave a film open-ended, with a lingering feeling. I'll not do sequels of any of my films till I have subjects to explore.
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The truth is I love musical theater and always have.
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Those who have happy homes seldom turn out badly.
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If I had all the filmmakers that traumatized me when I was a little kid in this room, all I would say is, 'Thank you,' because they've made me who I am. As much as I say 'trauma,' it all comes from a place of love. The fact that I am feeling emotions at all based on a work is a wonderful thing, so I'm happy to be a part of that discussion.
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When I was a toddler, my father cut hair in the townhouse we had shared together in Long Beach, California, where Dad was stationed with the U.S. Navy. The buzz of clippers consistently hummed as he gave fades to his coworkers, my uncles, and my brother, but his clippers were never oiled and plugged in for my head.
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We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect. The judgement of the intellect is only part of the truth.
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.