Dennis Miller Quotes
'What would Jesus drive?' I don't know about you, but I always picture my God having a driver. Well, Jesus would naturally have an SUV, cause He always had those twelve idiots hanging around, making Him change shit into food every four and a half minutes. 'See the cigarette? It's a fish. Leave me alone.'
Dennis Miller
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You know, one of the only times I ever wrote about art was the obituary of Warhol that I did for the Village Voice.
Barbara Kruger
When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.
Vince McMahon
For many people who are so lost in their minds, so much involved in their thought processes, the only moments they have when they are not trapped in that is when they are relating to their animal, their pet.
Eckhart Tolle
Even Colin Powell who was everywhere before he became secretary of state, just stopped going out. I think part of it was he didn't want to be viewed suspiciously by the other people in the White House who rarely go anywhere.
Sally Quinn
I theorize that there is a spectrum of consciousness available to human beings. At one end is material consciousness. At the other end is what we call 'field' consciousness, where a person is at one with the universe, perceiving the universe. Just by looking at our planet on the way back, I saw or felt a field consciousness state.
Edgar Mitchell
If we lose sight of the fact that writing is entertainment, then writing is doomed.
T. C. Boyle
I feel like you learn how to do school in second grade through fifth grade. During those years, I was never home.
Dakota Johnson
You thought the stage, you thought Broadway: that was the pot at the end of the rainbow. The idea of being in Hollywood was like going to the Moon or Mars.
Peter Falk
Some persons, instead of making a religion for their God, are content to make a god of their religion.
Arthur Helps
I work with a team of coaches and trainers to make me feel like I am not alone out on the ice.
Kaetlyn Osmond
Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
David Spade
'What would Jesus drive?' I don't know about you, but I always picture my God having a driver. Well, Jesus would naturally have an SUV, cause He always had those twelve idiots hanging around, making Him change shit into food every four and a half minutes. 'See the cigarette? It's a fish. Leave me alone.'
Dennis Miller