Dennis Miller Quotes
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

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So yeah, I play the piano for most of the show, but I like rock and roll.
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The struggle to get weapons is continuous, but the United States will aid us, if it finds Israel displaying a willingness for peace.
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Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not.
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The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not society's dream, her own personal dream.
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There really is no difference between the bully and the victim.
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Defendants are being evaluated based on numerical grid without any aggravating circumstances being considered. The effect has been to transfer the disparity from the judge to the prosecutor allowing for a great deal of leeway on indictments.
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There are many ways of showing your protest and discontent without the actions of Kremlin.
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To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own - this is happiness.
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I think it's possible to be multi-rooted, rather like a banyan tree, without being deracinated.
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If you know you are giving your best effort, you'll never have any reason for regrets.
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In the year 3000, everything will be instant.
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I'm not dark; I'm not. The main thing I consider in accepting a role is less the tone of the movie and more whether I think it's a good film, whether I like the character and whether I think I could do it. I don't think, 'Oh, I've done X amount of dark films.'
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What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
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After five years in Ferrari, being second all the time, I think it was enough for me.
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I'm thought to be a tough writer, but I'm really a softie.
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I did a B.A. with a major in fine arts and a minor in psychology. I wanted to become a teacher or do art therapy for the elderly. But then I realised I wanted to travel instead.
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Law enforcement officers are never 'off duty.' They are dedicated public servants who are sworn to protect public safety at any time and place that the peace is threatened. They need all the help that they can get.
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I'm very tomboy, and I'm inspired by hip hop artists.
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It's something that I love about this business and that scares me about this business, but in a good way. You just never know what's going to happen. And things change constantly. But there's always opportunities for new work, so you just have to enjoy the job that you're on while you're on it because it doesn't last forever.
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It's part of the fun of it to work with strong personalities.
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In China, the state controls the corporations, whereas in the United States, the corporations control the state.
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When you're in a church, and you're singing about the presence of the Lord, it is so hard not to get overjoyed because I know Him.
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God is simply love.
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Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.