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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller -
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Dennis Miller
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You know, folks, the French have always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends, and almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
Dennis Miller -
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Dennis Miller -
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
Dennis Miller -
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Dennis Miller -
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
Dennis Miller -
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis Miller