Dick Van Dyke Quotes
I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

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One of the best animated films I've seen come out of Disney was the Tarzan movie. I wasn't crazy about the story or the design on Tarzan's face, but the traditional animation was spectacular.
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My brother Joseph, who is 14 years older than me, was already on his national military compulsory service when I was 4 years old, the age from which I remember myself.
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But generally I am fine with a capital F; probably in extraordinary shape for a man of my age.
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My mom is awesome. She's really young. My mom is 40, and she raised me listening to Nirvana and Courtney Love and Coldplay, Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, and stuff. Like, my early, early memories are of being a little kid running around in floral skirts and Doc Martens when I was, like, three.
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I'll never forget one morning I walked in and I had a hell of a bruise - it had been a difficult night the night before - and a client said to me, 'Good God, Vidal, what happened to your face?' And I said, 'Oh, nothing, madam, I just fell over a hairpin.'
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I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps I'm not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef.
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I don't do really well in cities, which is crazy given that we're flying in and out of these major cities every week.
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I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?'
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My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday.
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There is no age better than another. The commitment to give of yourself and the knowledge that the time is right are what's important.
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I always say, one way to connect with a working mother is to ask her what she has done before work that day!
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I did have a knack for playing weirdos. There's still sort of this perception of me out there as being this crazy guy.
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In 2008, the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded for work done on a molecule called green fluorescent protein that was isolated from the bioluminescent chemistry of a jellyfish, and it's been equated to the invention of the microscope in terms of the impact that it has had on cell biology and genetic engineering.
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Neither liberal nor conservative politicians can resist the temptation to stand as mighty sequoias of rectitude amid the lowly underbrush of fundraising.
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Media and technology are our greatest assets. And yet, they are our most undervalued and underused assets. Now when I say that, people look at me like I'm crazy because every young person we know in the world is never without media, ever.
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We need to incorporate that age-old concept of redemption into the work that we do in the criminal justice system in California.
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If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
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I played with Annika today. I love being paired with her. She does not make many mental mistakes, and she has the ability to repeat her swing over and over and wears people down.
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It occurred to me the thing that broke my heart the most was when I grew up and realized everything wasn't an adventure. I got to a certain age and realized I couldn't be Indiana Jones.
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Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.
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The development of a political-economic framework to explore long-run institutional change occupied me during all of the 1980s and led to the publication of Institutions, Institutional Change and Economic Performance in 1990.
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They don't need me in New York. I'm the New England man. I'm vital in New England.
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Koch companies employ 60,000 Americans, who make many thousands of products that Americans want and need.
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I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.