Dick Van Dyke Quotes
I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.

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I believe in the Prince of Peace. I believe that War is Murder. I believe that armies and navies are at bottom the tinsel and braggadocio of oppression and wrong, and I believe that the wicked conquest of weaker and darker nations by nations whiter and stronger but foreshadows the death of that strength.
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Since 9/11, there has been a huge leap in people wanting to get personally involved in public service and international affairs.
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Retiring for good wasn't difficult. I knew at the time it was right. I was no longer capable of achieving the standards I'd set myself and there was no light at the end of the tunnel.
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I don't like talking to celebrities.
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You will never cease to be the most amazed person on earth at what God has done for you on the inside.
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Look, you need technical skills to run a company.
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Everyone thinks their family is the craziest family in the world. Like, 'My God, my family's crazy!'
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I'm a warrior for the middle class.
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I was working at the NSA. I don't know, I was just bored. I just knew that's not what I was supposed to be doing with my life.
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What makes us Americans is our shared commitment to an ideal - that all of us are created equal, and all of us have the chance to make of our lives what we will.
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You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.
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Well, put it like this, if you're not a kid, you're a wizard.
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I think I'd be a great mom, honestly. I don't think I'll have any problem giving them all the love in the world. Discipline will be the hard part.
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If the sun comes up, I have a chance.
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The corporate right fires up the religious right against gay marriage and abortion and uses their votes to push their deregulation and tax cuts for the rich. It's an old trick. The House of Saud has the same arrangement with the Mullahs in Saudi Arabia.
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Al Qaeda has overplayed their hand. What the al Qaeda do when they go into a town or village or a neighborhood inside a major city is they get a stranglehold on the people themselves. They force the men to wear beards and the women to be properly costumed and essentially completely covered up.
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I've always been interested in making movies.
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I meant that the Chinese people are not aware of their own entrapment. They believe they live in a free society, but don't realize how much they are being monitored and controlled, how much the information they receive is restricted and warped, until they step out of line, that is, and feel the heavy hand of the state fall on them.
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So, like I said, I will visit Jeffersonville more often because I now have a little getaway house up there.
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What makes me really happy is a walk in the English countryside. A nice sunset, that British countryside - it means I'm home.
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It's creepy to see fan sites about me.
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When I auditioned for Tim Robbins for 'Cradle Will Rock,' the young girl who read with me was very young, and I said to Tim, 'I'm sorry, but I don't have enough imagination to pretend this girl is my husband!' And he said, 'Well, I'll read it with you.' Which was very nice; he was the director. And I ended up getting the part.
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'South Park' is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever.
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I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.