Dick Van Dyke Quotes
They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to come up with a new number every week, and I told them that I think I'm a little past that stage.

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We are seeing at the Republican National Committee a phenomenon that is worth noting this week; maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe Wednesday, we will have a million first time donors since the president took office.
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I went through a training camp; I worked extremely hard. I prepared for UFC 200. This was the big one. This one meant everything to me.
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Ninety-nine percent of who you are is invisible and untouchable.
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My mom is just so good with fashion! She always tells me what looks good, what doesn't look good, and she gives me great advice.
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Businesses fail when they over-invest in what is at the expense of what could be.
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I am a member of the London Library, and on almost every single job I do, there is some benefit to be had in going there and pulling two or three books off the shelves.
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I grew up on Marvel and, like, '2000 AD.'
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I started making music with my band in the '80s, so I am more product of post punk than classical music, and I have always carried on this way.
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I found it more challenging to act in a small scene, especially if it has no dialogue and if it is a close-up with only expressions.
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Bolivar's legacy has always been a part of the Venezuelan/Latin American imagery, especially in the countries that he liberated or he helped to liberate. He's been a very prominent figure.
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I don't want to be someone else.
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I'm a really bad liar.
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I know politics; I know the media.
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Our country is in deep trouble. To talk and re-litigate in 1998, or even what Mitt Romney said or didn't say in 1994 or 2002, I don't think most people really care.
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As a child in the early 1980s, I tended to talk with things in my mouth - food, dentist's tubes, balloons that would fly away, whatever - and if no one else was around, I'd talk anyway.
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Writing, more than any other art, is indexed to the worthiness of the self because it is identified in people's minds with emotion.
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The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
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Poverty-fighting programs are not handouts - they are investments.
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Fortunately for me I was able to do well here, and it really did great things for my career and now hopefully I can go out there and continue to do what I did.
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Here's what management is about: Pick good people and set the right priorities.
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As a veteran, you're a little more poised on that mental side. But athletically, I didn't really think I could get better.
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Maybe when my kids are grown up, I can go back to Broadway. It would be great someday, I suppose.
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I'm all about unity and loving your neighbor... If somebody told me when I was growing up that the music I was listening to was stupid, and I listened to them, I wouldn't be where I am today.
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They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to come up with a new number every week, and I told them that I think I'm a little past that stage.