Bob Monkhouse Quotes
When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?
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I got a note from my father, who said that Success is wonderful, if you don't inhale. That was his own aphorism, and I think it's the very best thing he could have said to me or anyone else on the subject.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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I love sport because I love life, and sport is one of the basic joys of life.
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Kids who don't have moms suffer a lifetime.
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Many occasions I've sat down with Israelis to say, where do you see your country in 10 years time, and work me back, so we can figure out the synergies and the connections between Israel and the rest of the Arab world. No Israeli has ever been able to answer that question.
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Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
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I always said punk was an attitude. It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that.
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I've seen my mother struggling, everything that she did to raise me and my brothers and my sisters, and I know the anger that she went through.
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I didn't believe when I was first told that I have cancer. I thought, 'How can a young person like me get cancer?' I thought it could never happen to me. It took me a while to realise that I was diagnosed with cancer.
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Ferdinand was a gold trader. He was a lawyer for mining companies. When he entered politics in l949, he had tons and tons of gold. When Bill Gates was a college dropout, Ferdinand already possessed billions of dollars and tons of gold. It wasn't stolen.
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I love fashion as much as I love basketball! It is a great joy for me to express myself through designing my own collection.
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In real life, every person is the leading man or woman. We don't think of ourselves as supporting or character actors.
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I'm a dreadful romantic. No matter what I go through in life, I want to fall in love with a man.
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The core character of Victorians is one of aspiration and ambition, and Victorians have, since first settlement days... demonstrated that core character over and over again.
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From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.
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Mutual funds dare to be average. In fact, they dare to be lousy. They have long since ceased striving for anything resembling perfection when it comes to managing your money.
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Try everything. Do everything. Nuclear. Biomass. Coal. Solar. You name it. I support them all.
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I want to protect my life. I don't want my life to become a reality show.
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Duesberg is absolutely correct in saying that no one has proven that AIDS is caused by the AIDS virus. And he is absolutely correct that the virus cultured in the laboratory may not be the cause of AIDS.
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I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'
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One and all we felt that the holy calm that lay like sunshine over the wasted face and form was only an earthly token and symbol of the calm that was to reign for ever.
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Now, I've lived long enough to know that race relations are better than they were 10 or 20 or 30 years ago no matter what some folks say. You can see it not just in statistics, you see it in the attitudes of young Americans across the political spectrum. But we're not where we need to be. And all of us have more work to do.
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When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?
