Bob Saget Quotes
This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

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We shred every day.
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My mum is black, my dad is white, and when I was a teenager, people would say, 'So what are you? Are you black? Or white? What are you more of?'
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An MC is somebody who can control the crowd. An MC is a master of ceremonies so not only can you say your rap, you can rock the party.
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My mom used to tell me when I was little, 'When it rains, it's God's manifestation - a big day's waiting to happen.'
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Change will not come from above, it will come from below, from the small and medium size businesspeople. They do dare to show their faces. They applaud us and help us financially.
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The horror genre is my personal favorite. But then again, I was the kid who read coroner books for fun.
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I can't predict whether I'll leave here freely or in handcuffs.
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When I was writing 'The Satanic Verses,' if you had asked me about the phenomenon that we all now know as radical Islam, I wouldn't have had much to say. As recently as the mid-1980s, it didn't seem to be a big deal.
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The coolest person to yourself is yourself, and we're like nerds, and we love to be smart, and that's okay.
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May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.
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My mum has lived in Australia for 22 years now, and we have a rocky relationship. But at the same time it's one I want to maintain. I need her to be my mum. The relationship took a lot of rebuilding.
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He who improves an opportunity sows a seed which will yield fruit in opportunity for himself and others.
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I started at the age of 8 and have been lucky to be still working.
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I've never been someone who needs a lot of takes or enjoys a lot of takes. I like the fast thing of it.
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I miss particularly the managing editor role on the 'Evening News.'
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The existing principle of selfish interest and competition has been carried to its extreme point; and, in its progress, has isolated the heart of man, blunted the edge of his finest sensibilities, and annihilated all his most generous impulses and sympathies.
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My reading and drawing drew me away from the ordinary interests, and I lived a great deal in the world of imagination, feeding upon any book that fell into my hands. When I had got hold of a really thick book like Hugo's 'Les Miserables,' I was happy and would go off into a corner to devour it.
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The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat.
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She looked at him, watched hum toss the remote on the table and say," So maybe I'm going to handcuff myself to you the next time you decide to take a stroll.
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It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.
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I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.
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Hell is not all paved with bad intentions.
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This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.