Bob Saget Quotes

This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

Bob Saget

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• An MC is somebody who can control the crowd. An MC is a master of ceremonies so not only can you say your rap, you can rock the party.

  

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• My mom used to tell me when I was little, 'When it rains, it's God's manifestation - a big day's waiting to happen.'

  

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• Change will not come from above, it will come from below, from the small and medium size businesspeople. They do dare to show their faces. They applaud us and help us financially.

  

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• The horror genre is my personal favorite. But then again, I was the kid who read coroner books for fun.

  

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• I can't predict whether I'll leave here freely or in handcuffs.

  

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• When I was writing 'The Satanic Verses,' if you had asked me about the phenomenon that we all now know as radical Islam, I wouldn't have had much to say. As recently as the mid-1980s, it didn't seem to be a big deal.

  

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• The coolest person to yourself is yourself, and we're like nerds, and we love to be smart, and that's okay.

  

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• May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.

  

  Zebulon Pike
  • Country
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• My mum has lived in Australia for 22 years now, and we have a rocky relationship. But at the same time it's one I want to maintain. I need her to be my mum. The relationship took a lot of rebuilding.

  

  Sam Taylor-Wood
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• He who improves an opportunity sows a seed which will yield fruit in opportunity for himself and others.

  

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• I've never been someone who needs a lot of takes or enjoys a lot of takes. I like the fast thing of it.

  

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• I miss particularly the managing editor role on the 'Evening News.'

  

  Walter Cronkite
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• The existing principle of selfish interest and competition has been carried to its extreme point; and, in its progress, has isolated the heart of man, blunted the edge of his finest sensibilities, and annihilated all his most generous impulses and sympathies.

  

  Frances Wright
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• My reading and drawing drew me away from the ordinary interests, and I lived a great deal in the world of imagination, feeding upon any book that fell into my hands. When I had got hold of a really thick book like Hugo's 'Les Miserables,' I was happy and would go off into a corner to devour it.

  

  Jacob Epstein
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• The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat.

  

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• If you have religious faith, very good, you can add on secular ethics, then religious belief, add on it, very good. But even those people who have no interest about religion, okay, it's not religion, but you can train through education.

  

  Dalai Lama
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• I know that I do have influence over the people who watch me, and it's quite a pressure. I have to stay positive, and while I would never use the words 'role model', I am mindful of the responsibilities that come with a substantial viewership.

  

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• I wind about, and in and out, – With here a blossom sailing, – And here and there a lusty trout, – And here and there a grayling.

  

  Alfred Lord Tennyson
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• I spend a hell of a lot of time killing animals and fish so I wouldn't kill myself. When a man is in rebellion against death, as I am in rebellion against death, he gets pleasure out of taking to himself one of the godlike attributes; that of giving it.

  

  Ernest Hemingway
  • Men
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• Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.

  

  Zach Braff
  • Life
  • World
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• This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

  

  Bob Saget
  • Hell
  • Died
  • Windows