Bob Saget Quotes

This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

Bob Saget

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• An MC is somebody who can control the crowd. An MC is a master of ceremonies so not only can you say your rap, you can rock the party.

  

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• My mom used to tell me when I was little, 'When it rains, it's God's manifestation - a big day's waiting to happen.'

  

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• Change will not come from above, it will come from below, from the small and medium size businesspeople. They do dare to show their faces. They applaud us and help us financially.

  

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• The horror genre is my personal favorite. But then again, I was the kid who read coroner books for fun.

  

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• I can't predict whether I'll leave here freely or in handcuffs.

  

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• When I was writing 'The Satanic Verses,' if you had asked me about the phenomenon that we all now know as radical Islam, I wouldn't have had much to say. As recently as the mid-1980s, it didn't seem to be a big deal.

  

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• The coolest person to yourself is yourself, and we're like nerds, and we love to be smart, and that's okay.

  

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• May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.

  

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• My mum has lived in Australia for 22 years now, and we have a rocky relationship. But at the same time it's one I want to maintain. I need her to be my mum. The relationship took a lot of rebuilding.

  

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• He who improves an opportunity sows a seed which will yield fruit in opportunity for himself and others.

  

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• I've never been someone who needs a lot of takes or enjoys a lot of takes. I like the fast thing of it.

  

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• I miss particularly the managing editor role on the 'Evening News.'

  

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• The existing principle of selfish interest and competition has been carried to its extreme point; and, in its progress, has isolated the heart of man, blunted the edge of his finest sensibilities, and annihilated all his most generous impulses and sympathies.

  

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• My reading and drawing drew me away from the ordinary interests, and I lived a great deal in the world of imagination, feeding upon any book that fell into my hands. When I had got hold of a really thick book like Hugo's 'Les Miserables,' I was happy and would go off into a corner to devour it.

  

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• The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat.

  

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• As a Christian, Christ died so that we will have eternal life in Him in Heaven. What it looks like doesn't matter, what it smells like doesn't matter, as long as Christ is there it will be Heaven to me.

  

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• All my big heroes are literary, writers. I'd love to meet Jimmy Hendrix or John Coltrane, but I'd much rather meet Thomas Wolfe, or F. Scott Fitzgerald. Words and books have always meant a lot to me. That someone can take words and string them together to where they will move me is just a hell of a thing. It's amazing to me; more amazing to me than music or painting. It's always been the written word or the spoken word, like a great lecture or a great lyric, or a great poem. To me it's just amazing. And I always aspire toward capturing that, or my version of it.

  

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• I love this life, because I am a human being and it sure would be nice, I think, to preserve it. But I don't even know if that's true, because God's mind is huge, and I don't really know what he's thinking.I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.

  

  Elizabeth Lesser
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• This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

  

  Bob Saget
  • Hell
  • Died
  • Windows