DJ Khaled (Khaled Mohamed Khaled) Quotes
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I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I turn to my wife and say, 'I think we should go home.' And then we leave, and then I wake up the next morning and say to my wife, 'We don't go out anymore.' It's a great trick.
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They don't have a lot of appointment viewing. What television depends on, one thing 'Larry King Live' was - whether you liked it, didn't like it - it was appointment viewing.
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I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh.
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Most of the time, as a model, I feel like I'm just a doll. They control how I should move.
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It might be, it could be... it is! A home run!
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Do not consider it proof just because it is written in books, for a liar who will deceive with his tongue will not hesitate to do the same with his pen.
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I don't weigh into politics.
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I was gladly cuffed, shackled, loaded into the caged bus and driven through the main gate of Bare Hill Correctional Facility for what I pray to God will be forever.
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I make a living playing rock n' roll. I'm not going to complain about anything.
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People always ask, 'Man, why don't you come out and enjoy it? Why don't you celebrate? Why don't you have any fun?' My fun is Sundays. Anybody can go to the club. You don't have to be good at going to the club to go to the club. You have to be good to be playing on Sundays, and to me, that's what's cool.
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Our deals and performance speak for themselves. And whoever doesn't feel comfortable investing with us will not.
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I'm the most optimistic guy about VR out there. I have crazy visions of what we'll be doing in the future.
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I'm never interested in writing a kind of neutral, universal novel that could be set anywhere. To me, the novel is a local thing.
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Unless you're a big movie star, regular television work is going to bring you more exposure than anything. Everybody has a television; not everybody goes to the movies.
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If your desk isn't cluttered, you probably aren't doing your job.
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It was a decent New Year's, but it took a million officers to make it so.
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It's not healthy to be jealous.
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It's very simple. You have to be faithful to your other half and not have secrets. That's my rule.
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With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible.
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The bird alighteth not on the spread net when it beholds another bird in the snare. Take warning by the misfortunes of others, that others may not take example from you.
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Working mothers' laughter comes hardest when our double life is revealed for what it is: a juggling act in which the balls can drop at any time, invariably on our own head.
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Niggas pray and pray on my downfall, But every time I hit the ground I bounce up like round ball
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What I don't like to see is a lot of chirping and guys just talking crap to each other. If you got something wrong with a guy, go see him.
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I wake up every day inspiring myself, because God gave me life.
