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You are paralyzed by the fact that cruelty is often amusing.
Douglas Coupland
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Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
Douglas Coupland
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I'm trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.
Douglas Coupland
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What is the one thing more than any other thing that makes one person different from any other person?
Douglas Coupland
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Ethan is annoyed with all of these dumb campaigns that indoctrinate millions of people into thinking they’re tough-guy free spirits when, in fact, there’s probably much to be said for following and, in any event, the food chain isn’t structured to encompass millions of non-followers.
Douglas Coupland
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The 1990s felt like the 1990s in a real and good way.
Douglas Coupland
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I kind of wonder if creativity is all morphing into one big thing that's not even art, but something universal and bigger.
Douglas Coupland
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I've never gone on Facebook or MySpace.
Douglas Coupland
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'I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.'
Douglas Coupland
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Any passion to collect has some meaning behind it.
Douglas Coupland
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Life need not be a story, but it does need to be an adventure.
Douglas Coupland
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I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by being smart. But then I got to college and started to get C's and D's. That was fantastic. I no longer had to be the smartest person in the room.
Douglas Coupland
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Historical Underdosing: To living a period of time when nothing seems to happen. Major symptoms include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts.
Douglas Coupland
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Brazilification: The widening gulf between the rich and the poor and the accompanying disappearance of the middle classes.
Douglas Coupland
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If you're not spending every waking moment of your life radically rethinking the nature of the world - if you're not plotting every moment boiling the carcass of the old order - then you're wasting your day.
Douglas Coupland
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If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
Douglas Coupland
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Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?
Douglas Coupland
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You can get a subjective and highly factual dossier on most anyone in the public realm almost instantly. It's why publishers don't worry about author photos any more; people just Google a person and get on with things.
Douglas Coupland
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I'm starting to wonder if pop culture is in its dying days, because everyone is able to customize their own lives with the images they want to see and the words they want to read and the music they listen to. You don't have the broader trends like you used to.
Douglas Coupland
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What's the point of being efficient if you're only leading an efficiently blank life?
Douglas Coupland
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I tell you what: I give you all of my strength - I seal it inside a little green envelope and mail it to you with hope and peace and much much love. Take all you need and take it quickly.
Douglas Coupland
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Whatever happened to books? Suddenly everybody's talking about these 100-hour movies called 'Breaking Bad'. People are talking about TV the same way they used to talk about novels back in the 1980s. I like to think I hang out with some pretty smart people, but all they talk about is 'Breaking Bad.'
Douglas Coupland
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''Is the hotel Marge? It has to be Marge. I want atmosphere.' Marge is Anna-Louise's word describing sad, 1950s-ish diner-type places where the waitresses are named Marge.'
Douglas Coupland
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In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
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