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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
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Historical Slumming: The act of visiting locations such as diners, smokestack industrial sites, rural village - locations where time appears to have been frozen many years back - so as to experience relief when one returns back to 'the present.'
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Don’t you get an empty feeling in your soul when you have a blank to-do list?
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
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Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
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Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
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The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.
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Much of what we now consider 'personality' will be explained away as structural and chemical functions of the brain.
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We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
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Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?
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No-tech tourism is a form of temporal eco-tourism in which one reads books or watches film and TV precisely because of the absence of 21st-century technologies.
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Art was always my main focus; I fell into writing by accident in the 1980s, writing magazine articles to pay for my studio. I have to put myself into the position of writing; sometimes it doesn't work, and sometimes it works great.
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When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.
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There's a hardness I'm seeing in modern people. Those little moments of goofiness that used to make the day pass seem to have gone. Life's so serious now.
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I kind of wonder if creativity is all morphing into one big thing that's not even art, but something universal and bigger.
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What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?
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I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
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Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resumé.
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You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.
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Some people think fashion is frivolous but it's not... it's just that some ideas come and go quickly, and that's the nature of the language of fashion.
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Doug's Law: 'You can have information or you can have a life, but you can't have both.'
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Every single moment is a coincidence.
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Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.