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It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
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People like that woman make it clear just how asinine it is to believe that human beings have some kind of in-built universal sense of goodness. These days I think that everybody's just one spit away from being a mall bomber.
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Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
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What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?
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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
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New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.
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Lists only spell out the things that can be taken away from us by moths and rust and thieves. If something is valuable, don't put it in a list. Don't even say the words.
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I kind of wonder if creativity is all morphing into one big thing that's not even art, but something universal and bigger.
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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
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Historical Slumming: The act of visiting locations such as diners, smokestack industrial sites, rural village - locations where time appears to have been frozen many years back - so as to experience relief when one returns back to 'the present.'
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We have to count. I want to be part of history. I want a Wikipedia page. I want Google hits. I don’t want to be just a living organism that comes and goes and leaves no trace on this planet.
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Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?
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Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers.
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If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
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The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.
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Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
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Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resumé.
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Much of what we now consider 'personality' will be explained away as structural and chemical functions of the brain.
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I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
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The Internet has destroyed irony in the world, or at least wounded it considerably. What are we to do about an invention whose end result is that starving people in China are looking up things on marthastewart.com?
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We really ought to give ourselves a collective pat on the back for doing as well as we have in a universe of constant media change and mutation.
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Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler.