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People like that woman make it clear just how asinine it is to believe that human beings have some kind of in-built universal sense of goodness. These days I think that everybody's just one spit away from being a mall bomber.
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Being alive is just a brief technicality. (p. 167)
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I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like opening mail; I'm weird.
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Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
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If you have an impulse to kindness, act on it.
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I've never gone on Facebook or MySpace.
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What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?
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I think Americans are weirdly puritanistic about psychopharmaceuticals. There are millions of people out there who would otherwise be dead or rocking by themselves in a corner who now lead full and normal lives because of amazing and wonderful scientific advances.
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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
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I'm beginning to feel like a microwaved egg that will explode if anybody so much as breathes onto the surface.
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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
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We are a dreadful species indeed, and deserve whatever it is our techno-baubles do to us.
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Most time capsules, when they're unearthed, are really awful. There's nothing good in them.
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If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
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When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.
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Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?
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I tell you what: I give you all of my strength - I seal it inside a little green envelope and mail it to you with hope and peace and much much love. Take all you need and take it quickly.
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Some people think fashion is frivolous but it's not... it's just that some ideas come and go quickly, and that's the nature of the language of fashion.
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You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.
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I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
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It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
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Doug's Law: 'You can have information or you can have a life, but you can't have both.'
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Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.
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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.
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