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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
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I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
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I mean five thousand years ago people emerge out of nowhere - sproing!- with brains and everything and begin wrecking the planet. You'd think we'd give the issue a little more thought than we do.
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We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but instead because they know precisely which subjects to avoid.
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If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
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I told Ethan that I speak in an unrestricted manner to animals - things like, aren't you just the cutest little kitty... that kind of thing, which I wouldn't dream of doing to humans. Then I realized I wish I could.
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Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
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We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
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The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.
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You worry that if you lower your guard, even for one second, your whole world will disintegrate into chaos.
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We really ought to give ourselves a collective pat on the back for doing as well as we have in a universe of constant media change and mutation.
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Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?
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Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers.
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Some people think fashion is frivolous but it's not... it's just that some ideas come and go quickly, and that's the nature of the language of fashion.
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I'm beginning to feel like a microwaved egg that will explode if anybody so much as breathes onto the surface.
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The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the universe says to itself, 'Oh I see, this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you.
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'Ethan, there has to be more to my life than this.''Why can't you just be happy as a shallow cartoon glyph of a human like everybody else here?'
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Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chance to have had people hurt us. To a younger me this sounded like luck; to an older me this sounded like a quiet tragedy.
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We are at the vanguard of adolescent protraction.
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Doug's Law: 'You can have information or you can have a life, but you can't have both.'
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Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
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Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resumé.
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The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
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Ask whatever challenges dead and thoughtless beliefs.