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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
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When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.
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If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
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We have to count. I want to be part of history. I want a Wikipedia page. I want Google hits. I don’t want to be just a living organism that comes and goes and leaves no trace on this planet.
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If you want to get close to somebody, you have to tell him or her something intimate about yourself. They'll tell you something intimate in return, and if you keep this going, maybe you'll end up in love.
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Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers.
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Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
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We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but instead because they know precisely which subjects to avoid.
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The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.
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I told Ethan that I speak in an unrestricted manner to animals - things like, aren't you just the cutest little kitty... that kind of thing, which I wouldn't dream of doing to humans. Then I realized I wish I could.
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Some people think fashion is frivolous but it's not... it's just that some ideas come and go quickly, and that's the nature of the language of fashion.
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You worry that if you lower your guard, even for one second, your whole world will disintegrate into chaos.
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We really ought to give ourselves a collective pat on the back for doing as well as we have in a universe of constant media change and mutation.
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I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
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'Ethan, there has to be more to my life than this.''Why can't you just be happy as a shallow cartoon glyph of a human like everybody else here?'
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Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chance to have had people hurt us. To a younger me this sounded like luck; to an older me this sounded like a quiet tragedy.
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I'm beginning to feel like a microwaved egg that will explode if anybody so much as breathes onto the surface.
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We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
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In 2008 we came perilously close to killing money, exposing in the process how out of date money's infrastructure has become.
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The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them.
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We are at the vanguard of adolescent protraction.
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Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resumé.
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Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you never have to think about fashion again.
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Doug's Law: 'You can have information or you can have a life, but you can't have both.'