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Historical Slumming: The act of visiting locations such as diners, smokestack industrial sites, rural village - locations where time appears to have been frozen many years back - so as to experience relief when one returns back to 'the present.'
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Don’t you get an empty feeling in your soul when you have a blank to-do list?
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Every single moment is a coincidence.
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The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
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I think half the people who get married now have met online. If I think about all the people in my life who married - they met online, online, online. And it makes sense if you think about it, because you fill out this form of 35 things that really define you and - bam - look, you've got two people who match. It works.
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If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
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There's a hardness I'm seeing in modern people. Those little moments of goofiness that used to make the day pass seem to have gone. Life's so serious now.
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The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the universe says to itself, 'Oh I see, this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you.
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If I don't learn something new every year, I go crazy.
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The two of you start talking about your feelings and your feelings float outside of you like vapors, and they mix together like a fog. Before you realize it, the two of you have become the same mist and you realize you can never return to being just a lone cloud again, because the isolation would be intolerable.
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Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resumé.
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Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.
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Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
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You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.
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The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them.
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Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
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The Internet has destroyed irony in the world, or at least wounded it considerably. What are we to do about an invention whose end result is that starving people in China are looking up things on marthastewart.com?
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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
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We are at the vanguard of adolescent protraction.
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If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.
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The urge to reincarnate while still alive is near universal.
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Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler.
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We really ought to give ourselves a collective pat on the back for doing as well as we have in a universe of constant media change and mutation.
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Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chance to have had people hurt us. To a younger me this sounded like luck; to an older me this sounded like a quiet tragedy.
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