Tombstone Quotes
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On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'
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On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
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The Greatest Blues Singer in the World Will Never Stop Singing.
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I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
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Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on
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Every person has a legacy. You may not know what your impact is, and it may not be something that you can write on your tombstone, but every person has an impact on this world.
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Statistics on the dangers guns pose to the health of their owners and those who live with them suggest that I'd be safer selling my guns than reserving them for 'Tombstone II.'
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I hope that on my tombstone it says 'Born 1933, died 2043.' I hope that's my legacy.
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I did once answer the question 'What would you say on your tombstone?' I know what I would say: 'Mario Cuomo, 1932 - dash,' and, 'He tried.' That's it.
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I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
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I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'
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If I have a tombstone when it's all over, it will say, 'He tried to connect.'
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When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
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Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
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A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.
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You acquire certain tastes. And if your taste happens to coincide with the majority of people, then you're in pretty good shape. But you're not always right. There were times when I stubbed my toe, and some will end up being on my tombstone - like 'Supertrain.'
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Interviewer: What would you like carved onto your tombstone? Banville: I'd rather not have a tombstone.
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He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
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Somebody said something funny to me the other day. They said, 'Wolper, until two weeks ago, your tombstone was going to say, 'David Wolper, the man who produced 'Roots.' I think the tombstone now has a new inscription. It's going to be 'David Wolper, the man who produced the opening ceremony of the 1984 Olympics.'
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I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written these words, 'This man was an absolute fool. None of the disastrous things that he reluctantly predicted ever came to pass!'
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All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive.
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I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone.
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My tombstone would someday read I died keeled over at my computer writing a screenplay or a business plan.
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Fire Yourself. Outsource some of your life. Because you know what won't be cute on a tombstone? 'Her grind was impeccable, and she did it all by herself.'
