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I think the killers get far too much attention.
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Money isn't money anymore. Time doesn't feel like time anymore. Your sense of community, it's evaporated, too, or it's turned into something you visit at 2 A.M. on a website.
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If you're not spending every waking moment of your life radically rethinking the nature of the world - if you're not plotting every moment boiling the carcass of the old order - then you're wasting your day.
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I miss my pre-Internet brain, but that doesn't help anything. We can only go forward.
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Life need not be a story, but it does need to be an adventure.
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Nobody likes being told who or what they are.
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The thing about the future is that it never feels the way we thought it would.
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'Why are we drinking Zima? It’s beyond irony. It’s not funny or anything. It’s just gross. Why not just serve us jugs of Hitler’s piss instead?''Drinking Zima is something Douglas Coupland would make a character do.''To what end?''It’d be a device that would allow him to locate the characters in time and a specific sort of culture.'
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Vancouver is the square root of negative one. Technically it shouldn't exist, but it does. I can't imagine living anywhere else.
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When you're young you always feel that life hasn't yet begun...But then suddenly you're old and the scheduled life didn't arrive.
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The thing about the end of the world is that not just the West collapses, the whole world does.
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Language is such a technology.
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The heart of a man is like deep water.
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North America can easily fragment quickly as did the Eastern Bloc in 1989.
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The 1990s felt like the 1990s in a real and good way.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count.
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Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
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Hip flasks are the juice machines of the alcohol world - everyone has one and it never gets used.
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Mediums change you by their very existence. They do this on fundamental levels because they force you to favour certain parts of your brain over others.
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I don't know if it's a very smart idea to admire the living.
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If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
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Whatever happened to books? Suddenly everybody's talking about these 100-hour movies called 'Breaking Bad'. People are talking about TV the same way they used to talk about novels back in the 1980s. I like to think I hang out with some pretty smart people, but all they talk about is 'Breaking Bad.'
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A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.