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'You're never too old to dance, Dad...and you're never too old to dream.''That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. Were you saying that with irony or for real?'
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I think the killers get far too much attention.
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When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
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We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.
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Most time capsules, when they're unearthed, are really awful. There's nothing good in them.
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Nobody likes being told who or what they are.
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Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.
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We barely have enough time to figure out who we are and then we become bitter and isolated as we age.
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Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
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You're smarter than TV. So what?
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Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
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The advent of cellphones may, in the end, be no more relevant than the ability of laptops to change our written documents into ones using cool new fonts.
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Money isn't money anymore. Time doesn't feel like time anymore. Your sense of community, it's evaporated, too, or it's turned into something you visit at 2 A.M. on a website.
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Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
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The thing about the end of the world is that not just the West collapses, the whole world does.
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When you're young you always feel that life hasn't yet begun...But then suddenly you're old and the scheduled life didn't arrive.
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You are paralyzed by the fact that cruelty is often amusing.
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I'm suspicious of places that look decorated. I can understand why people do it, but you see too many cushions or a piece of fabric hanging and it's, like, 'Ugh!' A good house with good art will always work, no matter what.
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I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by being smart. But then I got to college and started to get C's and D's. That was fantastic. I no longer had to be the smartest person in the room.
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Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.
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Art was always my main focus; I fell into writing by accident in the 1980s, writing magazine articles to pay for my studio. I have to put myself into the position of writing; sometimes it doesn't work, and sometimes it works great.
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There was a fifteen-second patch of silence, then Craig said, 'Isn't it weird that Hotmail accounts still exist?' 'It really is,' said Bev. (p. 222)
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Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.
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What is the one thing more than any other thing that makes one person different from any other person?