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You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself.
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Twinkies are more natural than most TV-interview shows.
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You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
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I think most people either forget or don't know that Microsoft only hires people with I.Q.'s well over 130.
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We barely have enough time to figure out who we are and then we become bitter and isolated as we age.
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If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
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When I look at my daily schedule, I feel like a trout flopping about on a dock, drowning in the air. Some people are ruthless with their schedules. Not me. I wing it.
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Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.
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With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.
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I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by being smart. But then I got to college and started to get C's and D's. That was fantastic. I no longer had to be the smartest person in the room.
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If you’re an incredibly famous rich person who does more in one day than I do in a month, does your perception of time’s passing go slower or faster than it does for me?
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Adventure without risk is Disneyland.
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The advent of cellphones may, in the end, be no more relevant than the ability of laptops to change our written documents into ones using cool new fonts.
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If you're not spending every waking moment of your life radically rethinking the nature of the world - if you're not plotting every moment boiling the carcass of the old order - then you're wasting your day.
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You still don't know what you do well.
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Headwise, I always kind of knew that everyone goes grey in our family very early - and I was like, it works for me. I started growing my beard, and it changes the shape of your skull and your face, and I started seeing my mother's side of the family in myself for the first time.
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Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.
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When you're young you always feel that life hasn't yet begun...But then suddenly you're old and the scheduled life didn't arrive.
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You are paralyzed by the fact that cruelty is often amusing.
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Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.
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Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
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You're smarter than TV. So what?
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Mediums change you by their very existence. They do this on fundamental levels because they force you to favour certain parts of your brain over others.
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I miss my pre-Internet brain, but that doesn't help anything. We can only go forward.