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Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
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Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
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Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
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I'm a pretty good drawer. I have trouble painting because you literally have to wait for the paint to dry. I'm disciplined, but I'm not patient.
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Bleeding Ponytail: An elderly sold out baby boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days.
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You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.
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The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
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Comics day came and went. Another shoes day came and went. And another comics day followed that - the typical production and consumption cycles that help us survice our dismal, meaningless little lives.
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The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
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I miss the silliness of the Nineties. What would society be like if 9/11 never happened? If that silliness was extended forever?
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Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
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I've always thought that you live in the present, you live in a specific present. You are writing, present tense, so write in the present as it is.
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By your thirties, you should be doing whatever it is you're supposed to be doing with your life and just get on with it - which is what I suppose happened with me as much as to anyone else.
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I like being surrounded by good ideas. Every single time you walk past something you like, you get a blast of happy chemicals to the brain, and I like that.
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It feels wistful to imagine a time when people didn't go about their daily routine with the assumption that at any moment another massive media technology will be dumped on us by some geek in California.
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Everyone should have a tailor. David Wilkes, the guy who does my stuff, is like, 'Well you're a writer - do you want a special pen compartment or something?' Bespoke: That's the term you want to get out there.
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There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.
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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
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My father has never once asked me a question, any question. There's a freedom that came from that. It allowed me to create my own way of thinking.
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The whole point of Gen X was, and continues to be, a negation of being forced into Baby Boomerdom against one's will.
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Sometimes I wonder if the world is too interesting and too boring at the same time.
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My life is neither a disaster nor supernatural, yet it is an unlikely event.
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With 'Worst. Person. Ever.' I knew where it started and where it had to end, but I threw Raymond as many curveballs as I could along the way. He's like the coyote in the 'Road Runner' cartoons.
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There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.