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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
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Comics day came and went. Another shoes day came and went. And another comics day followed that - the typical production and consumption cycles that help us survice our dismal, meaningless little lives.
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There's nothing at the center of what we do.
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Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.
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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
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If you’re an incredibly famous rich person who does more in one day than I do in a month, does your perception of time’s passing go slower or faster than it does for me?
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The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
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I tend to look for pathologies everywhere.
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I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career and I cheesed off people without even knowing it, all the while thinking I was implementing good advice.
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If money is not maintained, it can collapse like a bridge along Interstate 5 and fixing it, even with determined politicians, will take ages, during which time God only knows how much human damage will occur.
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People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity. (from inside the cover)
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There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.
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A ring is a halo on your finger.
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TV didn't kill radio, it just added something new to the mix.
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Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear completely.
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I have this feeling watching Jasmine - that as you grow older, it becomes harder to feel 100 percent happy; you learn all the things that can go wrong; you become superstitious about tempting fate, about bringing disaster upon your life by accidentally feeling too good one day.
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Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.
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Writing is largely about time, while visual art is largely about space.
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I'm a visual thinker. Research tells us that only 20 per cent of people think visually. So what about the other 80 per cent? Don't they think in pictures? I mean if you imagine washing and preparing potatoes you visualise the process, right?
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Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
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Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are.
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You don't believe magic is possible in lives lived within traditional boundaries.
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The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
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I miss the silliness of the Nineties. What would society be like if 9/11 never happened? If that silliness was extended forever?