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The reason the future feels odd is because of its unpredictability. If the future didn't feel weirdly unexpected, then something would be wrong.
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It's sort of a law of the art world: The stuff that grows in importance is only the stuff you bought because it wowed you.
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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
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All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.
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Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
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I thought that intimacy with another soul was the closest I could ever come to leaving my body.
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Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
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If you can control your emotions, chances are you don’t have too many.
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Historical Overdosing: to live in a period of time when too much seems to happen. Major symptoms include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts.
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I was Cheryl Anway- that has to count for something.
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If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.
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I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector: if you have something you like, every time you see it, you have a little happy hit.
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I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career, and I cheesed off people without even knowing it, all the while thinking I was implementing good advice. Well, what can you do about it? Next.
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Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
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Technology favors horrible people.
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If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
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I grew up in airports and on air bases. I know what flying and airports can be. And most airports make me feel like we're about three per cent better than ants. Especially U.S. airports. They're zoos. All civility is gone.
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There's nothing at the center of what we do.
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Veal-Fattening Pen: Small, cramped office workstations built of fabric-covered disassemblable wall partitions and inhabited by junior staff members. Named after the small preslaughter cubicles used by the cattle industry.
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People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity. (from inside the cover)
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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
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I tend to look for pathologies everywhere.
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Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.
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Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.
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