Douglas Coupland Quotes
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I grew up with three brothers, so nearly everything I had was destroyed or made fun of.
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My own experience with being interviewed is mixed. I suppose they're a part of my job, and as I would like readers to connect with my books, I do them. I've also made many lifelong friends whom I first encountered as interviewers - as a writer, they're a terrific way to meet and add smart new people to one's life.
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...when you're in love, all of your doors are open, and all of their doors are open. And you roller-skate down your halls together.
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To have a healthy culture, you have to have stable health care financing and stable arts financing and stable sports financing, and if you don't have that, your culture becomes a parking lot.
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Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was really just an excuse to look deeply into another human being's eyes.
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Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives.
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We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
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I've got 911 on speed dial.
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I worship teachers. They can't be paid enough. It depresses me that society sees them as somehow expendable.
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I've always felt like an alien trapped in a human form. We all do at some time or other; for me it's a permanent state, and I'm still unsure if Earth is a penance or a reward.
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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
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Your refusal to acknowledge the dark side of humanity makes you prey to that dark side.
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I began doing writing projects and art and design projects to explore a new way of seeing Canada. Roots is one more way of continuing this exploration. I want to present a wide-open Canadian sense of color, adventure, communication and openness that defines our country.
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I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
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You wilfully ignore the small, gentle observations in life which you know are the most important.
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I was at Emily Carr College of Art and Design in Vancouver for four years, and I loved it.
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Characters in a book are very much like personalities divvied up within a family. In the end, it all averages out to a sort of overall averageness.
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I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.
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The thing with bookshelves, no matter how many you have, you always fill them.
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Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
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'Just go and feed yourselves on a wide array of products containing high-fructose corn sugar. Zheesh.''That wasn't funny, Evil Mark. It sounded fake and hollow. You're terrible at being ironic, and you've been rehearsing that line, haven't you?'
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I have to say, 'Pod' was a bon-bon, a treat to myself. A treat to write: a happy, pleasurable write.
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In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75.
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I decided at 40 I was wasting entire chunks of my brain and didn't want to blow my one chance on Earth. I'm glad I made that decision. Writing is largely about time, while visual art is largely about space. Sometimes, as with film, you can hybridize, but I think it's basically the space part of my brain wanting equal footing with the time part.