Douglas Coupland Quotes
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'I wonder that all things seem to be from hell these days: dates, jobs, parties, weather .... Could the situation be that we no long believe in that particular place? Or maybe we were all promised heaven in our lifetimes, and what we ended up with can't help but suffer in comparison.'
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I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
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Your refusal to acknowledge the dark side of humanity makes you prey to that dark side.
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I decided at 40 I was wasting entire chunks of my brain and didn't want to blow my one chance on Earth. I'm glad I made that decision. Writing is largely about time, while visual art is largely about space. Sometimes, as with film, you can hybridize, but I think it's basically the space part of my brain wanting equal footing with the time part.
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Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.
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The thing with bookshelves, no matter how many you have, you always fill them.
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I connect fashion to other peoples' elegance, but not my own. I don't think I've ever felt elegant. I've felt appropriate, but never elegant, and I wonder what that must be like. I like it when other people are elegant - I prefer it - but I can't do it myself. I honestly think it's some form of autistic disorder.
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Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
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My Google existence is probably larger than a lot of people's.
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I will say that my days are spent solitary and somewhat lost in thought, and every single time I inadvertently wear my shirt inside out in public, I bump into my sister-in-law at the grocery store.
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Star Trek characters never go shopping.
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In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75.
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If you write fiction, you have to love your characters. It's like your family. You don't have to like them, but you have to love them.
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People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
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You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.
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I love working out how things are made, which is why I have so many models of towers.
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It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.
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Veal-Fattening Pen: Small, cramped office workstations built of fabric-covered disassemblable wall partitions and inhabited by junior staff members. Named after the small preslaughter cubicles used by the cattle industry.
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Soon it won't be the Internet any more, it'll just be like air, like somehow they'll integrate the Internet into the air. And God's name will have ended up being 'Google,' because that's the way it worked out. It could have worked out that God's name ended up being 'Yahoo,' of course, but they lost out.
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Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.
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Only damaged people want good things to happen to them through visualization. They want something for nothing.
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Who wants to talk on the phone? If you want to talk to me, text me. Or if we must, let's meet in person.
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Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.
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I've got all my old laptops going back to my first, which was so fancy at the time, in '93 or '94, but now it's just like a doorstop. One day I said, 'I'll go in and get all my old documents in there.' The cords and the wires are all gone, the discettes you need are gone. Meanwhile the little electrons are starting to wither away.