Paula Poundstone Quotes
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone
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I support capital punishment. But let's be clear: It's a decision for each state to make.
Ted Cruz
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You don't find out who you are unless you work at it.
Iris Apfel
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I like to get real pretty.
Adam Lambert
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But all that being said about modulation, if you're serving people delicious food, they won't complain.
Sally Schneider
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As a writer, one of the things we all learned from the movies was a kind of compression that didn't exist before people were used to watching films. For instance, if you wanted to write a flashback in a novel, you once had to really contextualize it a lot, to set it up. Now, readers know exactly what you're doing. Close-ups, too.
Salman Rushdie
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I think all players reach a point in their career where it's natural to lose some of that hunger, that desire, to sort of break out or be a star.
Landon Donovan
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Morality and its victim, the mother - what a terrible picture! Is there indeed anything more terrible, more criminal, than our glorified sacred function of motherhood?
Emma Goldman
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If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong? We believe all exploitation and abuse is wrong. If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong.
Ingrid Newkirk
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I think of myself as a mum who finds the time to go to work. I have to check myself for baby sick before I walk out of the house in the morning. I am really a mum... I know I am a great mother.
Kate Winslet
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Long as you been living, you ain't NEVER heard of a mother-fucker overdosin' on marijuana. You might-a thought that nigga was dead. He ain't dead. He gonna wake up in 30 minutes hungry enough to eat up everything in your house. That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy.' That's it.
Katt Williams
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Sin can read sin, but dimly scans high grace.
John Henry Newman
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone