Boris Johnson Quotes
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

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Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter.
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When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
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I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.
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My first inspiration for acting came from the first episode of 'Hannah Montana.' That's when I knew I wanted to be a singer and an actress.
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I like the fact that I can do stunts, but I don't think of myself as a stunt guy. Those guys are really good at what they do.
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If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something wrong with American politics.
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You have to think hard with a tattoo. 'What will I love for the rest of my life?'
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I get to sing and act and write and create and produce for a living and share art with people, and I feel like a piece of that is in honor of those who came before me.
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You'll see me on 'Top Chef' someday. My Midwestern hospitality needs an outlet, you know?
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Every now and then, when I think about it, I think, 'What would I even talk about onstage?' It's never been, 'I wonder if I'm funny. I wonder if I can come up with jokes.' It's more, 'What would it be like without the leather suit and the anger?'
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The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.
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I think dreams can come true, but not necessarily like fairy-tales. It's not always so perfect like that.
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I'll never get another first premiere again, especially at Sundance. I've just been trying to fully engage myself in everything that's going on, and I hope to see other movies here while I'm here! I really want to!
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Always remember: the alleviation of poverty is never a political or economic issue - it is moral.
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I truly believe that we're about to enter a second golden age of design. The first one was in the '50s and '60s, when designers like Raymond Loewy, Charles Eames, George Nelson and Dieter Rams were shepherds of the brands they were working with. They had influence over the products and how companies communicated and promoted themselves.
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I've never had a supernatural experience. I've been tempted to maybe have a tarot-card reading, but I don't know if I'd necessarily want to know.
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There are checks and balances and broad separation of powers under the Constitution. Each organ of the State, i.e. the legislature, the executive and the judiciary, must have respect for the others and not encroach into each other's domain.
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Eventually, I'd love to be known as a character actor.
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Billy Pilgrim music is very emotional. It's one part the craft we learned from people like the Indigo Girls and R.E.M., and one part the Tom Waits craft, where you're trying to create a moment.
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Driver has always been fine, and the rest of the clubs have been fine. It's just for some reason, the 3-wood... that's just one of those clubs.
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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
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There is no stimulus like that which comes from the consciousness of knowing that others believe in us.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.