James A. Michener Quotes
Whatever I did, there was always someone around who was better qualified. They just didn't bother to do it.
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I'm happy to sacrifice a big pay cheque for my happiness, if that's not too corny a thing to say. It's probably more naive than mature to say that, maybe, but that's how I feel.
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I had no intention of becoming a performer, and yet under miraculous circumstances I was brought into the music industry fold. If divine powers hadn't intervened, I'd still be living in China working in some area of Sino-American comparative law.
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I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.
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I've always worn earplugs, but I'm sure my hearing's not great.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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It's actually very important to put a little foundation up into your hairline, or else it looks like your face is not yours - like someone just Photoshopped it on!
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How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
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I do what I do. You like it, great. You don't, go listen to somebody else. I'm stickin' with the people who stuck with me.
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I often find it's just the confidence that makes you sexy, not what your body looks like. It's how you feel about yourself that makes you sexy.
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Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people. To me it's a form of sacrament.
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I lived in New York until I was eleven years old, when my mother left my two older sisters and my father. My mother is 90 percent blind and deaf. She left and moved all the way to California. So I left my two older sisters and my father behind at the age of eleven and moved cross-country to take care of her.
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A good team, like a good show, comes into being when the separate individuals working together create, in essence, another separate higher entity - the team - the show - which is better than any of those individuals can ever be on their own.
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I know that timid breathing. Where Do I begin and end? And where, As I strum the thing, do I pick up That which momentously declares Itself not to be I and yet Must be. It could be nothing else.
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Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?
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Everything you rejected and pushed aside-take it up again.
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There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
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My focus was always first and foremost to stop the puck. I never let the other players on the other team get to me.
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Sag etwas, das sich von selbst versteht, zum ersten Mal und du bist unsterblich.
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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I know that timid breathing. Where Do I begin and end? And where, As I strum the thing, do I pick up That which momentously declares Itself not to be I and yet Must be. It could be nothing else.
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I love Ikea: it's non-design, but it works.
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Whatever I did, there was always someone around who was better qualified. They just didn't bother to do it.
