Vanessa Bayer Quotes
I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

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I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It's not because I don't like it. I would love to know more. It's just my dad never taught me that stuff because my dad wasn't a mechanic.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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Do you know why I don't like doing press? I have trouble condensing things. I'd rather have a conversation.
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God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other.
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I was a little, uh, incorrigible as a kid, so the kitchen was a good place to give me structure and balance. It taught me hard work, but then I grew to love it.
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I love writing journalism because it's all over in two hours and comes straight off the top of the head. Writing novels is soooooo much harder. It's the hardest thing I've ever done.
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I would love to do a period movie. I've always wanted to wear the corset, you know. It's a girl thing!
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One thing I hear a lot is, 'Dude, my mom loves your record,' or 'I got it for my dad for Christmas.' I'm essentially doing dad rock. Which is great, because I love Steely Dan, you know? Nothing wrong with dad rock!
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I don't know why directors sign on to these projects and completely rewrite everything.
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If your partner is angry with you, recognize that his anger is a misdirected plea for love. Your partner's simply upset because he feels something you said or did was a sign of not loving him enough.
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It is obvious that the monetary union among 17 very different European countries does not work. As an economist, I know that the Eurozone is not an optimum currency area, as defined in economic theory.
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There's something different that happens when you're writing a song for your own record that you know you're going to sing.
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Love is what we aspire to most in our lives.
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I love sparkly eyes for the holidays, especially New Year's Eve.
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I know there is something out there and like most people, I tend to believe in it more when things go bad.
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My mom is awesome. She's really young. My mom is 40, and she raised me listening to Nirvana and Courtney Love and Coldplay, Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, and stuff. Like, my early, early memories are of being a little kid running around in floral skirts and Doc Martens when I was, like, three.
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Know or listen to those who know.
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I think the thing that I get most excited about is the fact that I know I'm gonna have a great match. That's when I get the butterflies. When it's just a regular match or something like that, I may not get that.
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I was in New York doing musicals in the theater and on Broadway before 'Orange,' so people always ask, 'Are you ever going to get to sing? Does she even sing?' But people who know me know I actually do sing.
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You know, I used to be made fun of as a kid for being really articulate; it was sort of like a strange thing.
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The less people know about 'Paranormal Activity,' the more they enjoy it.
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You can't always be the jokester and the doormat.
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I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side.
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I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.