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My mind was, as it were, strongly impregnated with the Johnsonian ether.
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He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.
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I am so fond of tea that I could write a whole dissertation on its virtues. It comforts and enlivens without the risks attendant on spirituous liquors. Gentle herb! Let the florid grape yield to thee. Thy soft influence is a more safe inspirer of social joy.
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'Sir,' said Mr Johnson, 'a lawyer has no business with the justice or injustice of the cause which he undertakes, unless his client asks his opinion, and then he is bound to give it honestly. The justice or injustice of the cause is to be decided by the judge.'
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I fancy mankind may come, in time, to write all aphoristically.
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Boswell: But, Sir is it not somewhat singular that you should happen to have Cocker's Arithmetic about you on your journey? Dr. Johnson: Why, Sir if you are to have but one book with you upon a journey, let it be a book of science. When you read through a book of entertainment, you know it, and it can do no more for you; but a book of science is inexhaustible.
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My readers, who may at first be apt to consider Quotation as downright pedantry, will be surprised when I assure them, that next to the simple imitation of sounds and gestures, Quotation is the most natural and most frequent habitude of human nature. For, Quotation must not be confined to passages adduced out of authors. He who cites the opinion, or remark, or saying of another, whether it has been written or spoken, is certainly one who quotes; and this we shall find to be universally practiced.
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Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.
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I argued that the chastity of women was of much more consequence than that of men, as the property and rights of families depend upon it.
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If a kid ever realized what was involved in factory farming, they would never touch meat again.
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When we know exactly all a man's views and how he comes to speak and act so and so, we lose any respect for him, though we may love and admire him.
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I am sensible that my keenness of temper, and a vanity to be distinguished for the day, make me too often splash in life.... I amresolved to restrain myself and attend more to decorum.
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What an insignificant life is this which I am now leading!
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There is indeed a strange prejudice against Quotation.
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... for the Doctor observed, that no man takes upon himself small blemishes without supposing that great abilities are attributed to him; and that, in short, this affectation of candour or modesty was but another kind of indirect self-praise, and had its foundation in vanity.
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We had some port, and drank damnation to the play and eternal remorse to the author.
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Have a sense of piety ever on your mind, and be ever mindful that this is subject to no change, but will last you as long as life and support you in death. Elevate your soul by prayer and by contemplation without mystical enthusiasm.
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Dr Johnson said, the inscription should have been in Latin, as every thing intended to be universal and permanent, should be.
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It is not every man who can be exquisitely miserable, any more than exquisitely happy.
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That favorite subject, Myself.
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Such groundless fears will arise in the mind, before it has resumed its vigour after sleep!
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No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. In the first place brandy will do soonest for a man what drinking can do for him.
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A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.
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I think there is a blossom about me of something more distinguished than the generality of mankind.